Third-World’s Stupidest Criminal
Jungle Trader’s leading today with an unlucky Tanzanian thief killed by angry villagers on his way to procure an amulet to protect him from police arrest!
You’ll want to check in with the trader for all your Third World news. Make sure not to stop scrolling before you get to the vicious wasp attack on tourists in Sri Lanka.
“Some people believe the wasps are the reincarnation of troops of King Kasyapa, who built the fortress in the year 475 AD,” the BBC reported.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:17 am on Thursday, September 6, 2007
3 Responses to “Third-World’s Stupidest Criminal”
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September 6th, 2007 at 12:00 pm
I do love the Jungle Trader. He makes me appreciate just how many dangers there are out in the world. I’m just happy I don’t have to face marauding elephants, hungry tigers, the village mob that suspects me of witchcraft–and now reincarnated troops from 475 AD. I’m not afraid of them, though, cuz we could whoop their ass but good.
September 6th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
“Nepal’s state-run airline has confirmed that it sacrificed two goats to appease a Hindu god, following technical problems with one of its aircraft.”
Buh? Remind me never to book a flight on the Nepalese airline. Somehow, I prefer technical problems to be fixed by mechanics.
September 6th, 2007 at 10:23 pm
King Kasyapa’s troops certainly must have made an impression.