He Writes the Songs the Deranged People Sing

Barry Manilow refuses to share stage with View’s Elisabeth Hasselbeck because of her “dangerous” views.  

UPDATE: A source tells TMZ that it’s not Barry who’s writing this song — in fact, “View” producers pulled the plug on Manilow’s performance when his people demanded that he appear on the show without Elisabeth. Manilow has in fact performed on the show twice before — both last year — when Hasselbeck’s been co-hosting.

TMZ has learned that legendary singer Barry Manilow has pulled out of his scheduled appearance on “The View” tomorrow — because he strongly disagrees with host Elisabeth Hasselbeck’s conservative view! Paging Rosie O’Donnell!

In an exclusive statement to TMZ, Barry says, “I strongly disagree with her views. I think she’s dangerous and offensive. I will not be on the same stage as her.” Barry, taking a stand!

I’ve never watched the show, though in daily news meetings I’ve enjoyed accounts of Rosie O’Donnell and Hasselbeck butting heads, and O’Donnell ultimately being bounced.  The accounts I’ve heard suggest Hasselbeck is polite and well-spoken but represents a view that drives people insane.   

I always admired the way ubernerd Manilow had carved out a place from himself as an icon of saccharine romance.  Now, I just have this sense of loss. Such a deep hurt … I … I remember all my life, rainin’ down as cold as ice, shadows of a man, a face through a window, cryin’ in the night … the night goes into mornin’, just another day, happy people pass my way, lookin’ in their eyes, I see a memory I never realized  … How happy you made me, oh Manny …

Sing with me, people!

… Well you came and you sang twice on the View when Elisabeth Hasselbeck was co-hostin’
But her producers sent you away, oh Manny
It’s not your fault her views are dangerous and offensive!
And I need you today, oh Manny

Topics: moronocy

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:58 am on Tuesday, September 18, 2007

16 Responses to “He Writes the Songs the Deranged People Sing”

  1. Texas Bob Says:

    This is about as tragic as not finding a Nilla Waffer in your banana pudding. Fortunately, I’m pretty sure I’ll find the strength to continue breathing.

  2. Don Surber » Blog Archive » Manilow has no view Says:

    [...] with Elisabeth Hasselbeck, the conservative who makes Debbie Matenopoulos seem like a genius. Thankfully, Jules Crittenden was there to pick up the slack. Jules did a great job pointing out a little hypocrisy on BM’s part. By [...]

  3. Peregrine John Says:

    Thus his nickname of Barely Maninuff.

  4. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    Barry Manilow, the King Of Blahs.

  5. The Thunder Run Says:

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  6. RebeccaH Says:

    You mean Barry Manilow is still alive?

  7. Vanguard of the Commentariat Says:

    Individual rights (and responsibilities), free markets, rule of law, the right to defend ourselves…

    Dangerous views indeed!

  8. Soccerdad Says:

    Actually Mandy is one of the songs he didn’t write! It was written by Scott English, I think in the late 60’s and titled “Brandy.” By the time Barry Manilow got a hold of it there had been a hit for the group Looking Glass called Brandy, so he changed the name of the song.

  9. AW1 Tim Says:

    Sigh…

    Manilow was gonna be on TV again? What, are all the clubs in the Poconos closed?

    respects,

  10. Mr. Bingley Says:

    How happy you made me, oh Manny …

    That’s the Red Sox fan in you speaking again, Jules.

  11. saltydog Says:

    Does BM think someone gives a rat’s behind what he thinks? Or does he think that this little tantrum might make him popular with the liberal “cool kids”?

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  13. Banjo Says:

    Barry gives boring a bad name. Instead of shut up and sing, better to just say shut up.

  14. Vanguard of the Commentariat Says:

    Hey, our janitor here thinks the war is a good thing. Since the left pretends to care about the “little people” above all other considerations, why don’t they give this guy some air time?

  15. Dave Surls Says:

    “You mean Barry Manilow is still alive?”

    I don’t think that guy was ever really alive. Not in any meaningful sense.

  16. MikeH Says:

    I understand that BM is going to do the soundtrack for Sally Fields next acceptance speech. Let’s hope he doesn’t use any music, that would destroy her concentration.

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