Take Me Out to the Ball Game
Frisky Fans Look to Hit Home Runs during Series. Laurel Sweet at Boston Herald:
Sure the Red Sox [team stats]’ bats are hot, but the boys are also a potent aphrodisiac for swinger fans itching to have sex while in the throes of watching the World Series.
The personals at craigslist.com are aflame with Sox diehards wooing like-minded dates to round the bases while, on TV, Dustin Pedroia [stats] and company do the same.
Most can’t be repeated here, but one gentleman states he wants nooky “during the Red Sox game.”
“How bad could it be?” said Lexington sex therapist Aline “Dr. Z” Zoldbrod. “You go from one high to another.”
A South Shore man hopes to rendezvous with state troopers working Fenway Park [map] details.
“Looking to party with another couple during the Red Sox game,” proffers one adventurous duo. “We are very discreet, you won’t be disappointed.”
Plenty of reason to play it safe. Condom World on Newbury Street has Red Sox “lollipop” prophylactics.
Perhaps it’s Denver’s thin air thwarting exertion, but the Colorado Rockies don’t seem to be inciting the same passion.
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It’s not all raunchiness in Red Sox Nation. One local craigslister swears he likes to cuddle: he wants a woman - any woman at all - to come by his house while the game is on for “a touchy/feely type of thing.”
Fenway’s got the .406 Club. No indication yet anyone’s organizing a 1.000 Club within the hallowed park.
By the way, in case you missed it, the Sox had their way with the Rockies last night.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:42 am on Thursday, October 25, 2007
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October 25th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
I’d say the Sox had their way with the Rockies! I thought the 5th inning would never end. It was just painful to watch. The Rockies are paying dearly for their long layover between winning the pennant and the first game of the Series.
I don’t personally have a dog in this hunt, but I wouldn’t miss a Series game for anything.