Truman Lied, Aliens Died
Richardson, pressed on his UFO affairs stance, vows honest, open government:
ROUND ROCK, Texas — If he wins his bid for the White House, Democratic presidential candidate Bill Richardson may be just the man to get to the bottom of the 60-year-old Roswell UFO mystery.
Answering questions at a townhall meeting Friday, a Dell employee asked Richardson about the 1947 incident in which many people still believe a flying saucer landed near the eastern New Mexico town.
“I’ve been in government a long time, I’ve been in the cabinet, I’ve been in the Congress and I’ve always felt that the government doesn’t tell the truth as much as it should on a lot of issues,” said Richardson, who is governor of New Mexico.
“When I was in Congress I said (to the) Department of Defense … ‘What is the data? What is the data you have?’ ”
He was told that the records were classified.
“That ticked me off,” he said, as the crowd laughed.
“What do you want me to do? You want me to open up all those files?” he asked the alien enthusiast, who answered that he did.
“I’ll work with you on that.”
Americans need to know where Obama and Edwards stand on this. Hillary … well, she’s part of it. Can’t trust her. I think Kucinich might be in on it, too. At least Bush was honest about it, but we all know what he advocated as a defense against aliens.
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess that when faced with an alien menace, the Dems will be mainly interested in trying to figure out why they hate us. Expect to see Richard Dreyfus as secretary of alien affairs. On the Republican side, candidates have been largely silent. Only Giuliani has come out for a strong extraterrestial defense.
My own 1997 Roswell investigation and scholarship here.
OTB: This is all just a distraction from the Bigfoot issue.
Welcome Punditeers, Ace, Meme, etal! Join us on our strange intergalactic journey as we probe … well, never mind the probing. You know all about NYT probing that wormhole to an alternate universe, that other Baathist state, where Bush didn’t lie, people didn’t die, right? How about that alternate history, the one in which Europeans gave a damn about human rights? It’s all a military-industrial complex plot.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:56 am on Sunday, October 28, 2007
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October 28th, 2007 at 9:50 am
[...] Richardson Steps Up - Jeez First he wanted my state’s water. Now he says that will get to the bottom on the Alien menace thing. There is a lesson in this: Good resumes can be [...]
October 28th, 2007 at 10:39 am
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October 28th, 2007 at 10:40 am
As an ex-Clevelander who lived through his one term as mayor, let me state unequivocally that Dennis Kucinich is an alien. From the Munchkin planet.
October 28th, 2007 at 11:40 am
[...] Update: Truman lied, aliens died. [...]
October 28th, 2007 at 11:47 am
Of course you know that Shirley MacLaine is reporting that her good friend, Dennis Kucinich, has in fact seen UFO’s.
http://blog.cleveland.com/openers/2007/10/kucinich_see_ufo_new_book_clai.html
As for the gov. of the grand state of NM (and it is grand despite all the alien craft landing all over the place)…he needs a little brain work.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I hope wronwright is reading this, Jules. He’s already had to clean up one historical UFO incident.
But two in one week? Lord Karl will be most displeased.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
Speaking of aliens, let us never forget that Al Gore was born in March 1948, nine months after the incident at Roswell in July 1947. Coincidence? I think not! And let’s not forget, too, that as the HIllary!’s campaign has heated up, the News of the World has gone out of business, depriving us of further reports of the Bat Boy. Hmmm … what else are they trying to suppress? Enquiring minds want to know!
October 28th, 2007 at 1:24 pm
It could be worse, you know. Nancy Pelosi could put on a gold lamé miniskirt and orange wig and try to “dialog” with the aliens.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
Oh geez, Rebecca, now I have to grind out my mind’s eye. Thanks a lot.
October 28th, 2007 at 1:58 pm
[...] I’ve got to say that the criticism from conservative bloggers seems out of place. Richardson was kidding I think. The article mentioned that the crowd was [...]
October 28th, 2007 at 7:41 pm
Jeez, Rebecca, have a heart!
October 29th, 2007 at 12:39 am
OK, Rebecca, if I have nightmares tonight, you’re gonna hear about it.
Blech.
October 29th, 2007 at 5:08 am
[...] day, I see that we do not have enough current news and current issues to deal with, we now have to revisit Roswell for heavens sake and the fact that Bill Richardson is not satisfied with the last 60 yrs of [...]
October 29th, 2007 at 1:34 pm
You KNOW it’s true that aliens landed in Roswell back then. Admit it! They gave us secret alien technology and in return we had to promise to take the letter ‘u’ out of a few words like ‘color’ and ‘honor’.
I can’t believe that everyone doesn’t know this by now!