Ask the Imam
If pigs are bad, should we kill them? Why did Allah make pigs? What about lizards?
If you want to stay on the straight and narrow, you need to stay good with the Imam. Whether it’s the advisability of marrying vs … you know; having a girlfriend; working for a Zionist company; whether animals have souls; and whether you can eat food bought with the proceeds of the sale of devil water, the Imam’s always your guy. Like he says, Allah knows best. But the Imam runs a close second.
I’m no imam, but I can answer this one: Do not buy the futon from the house of someone who has a large dog. It is, I guarantee you, full of najis and totally haram.
Topics: Islam
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:20 am on Tuesday, November 20, 2007
5 Responses to “Ask the Imam”
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November 20th, 2007 at 11:44 am
Man, the stuff Ayatollah’s sit around making rulings on and issuing fatwas about
(sorry about ending on all those prepositions :) )
It is shocking the level and degree of directives and co-dependent advice seeking “the faithful” have been conditioned to seek from the Ayatollahs/mullahs et al. and etc.
Brown mustard ? yellow mustard ? infidel Crest toothpaste ? Colgate ? (ok, maybe those are slight exaggerations to illustrate the point)
And the “advice” books written, and this Ayatollah countermanding that Ayatollah !
All of which produces a co-dependent and highly “manipulatable” population fearful of misstep.
(While The Prophet Mohammed said there weren’t even spozed to be “religious intermediaries” in Islam, just you and Allah, baby)
November 20th, 2007 at 12:33 pm
This is why Muslims call themselves “slaves of God”. Free will is entirely taken away.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:16 pm
One of my favorite “Ask an Imam” question was “Is it okay to swallow your spit during Ramadan?”
How does a person get to the point that they ask someone if it is okay to swallow their own saliva? Can you imagine just trying to get through the day if you are that afraid of the wrath of God over every act of your life, right down to involuntary physical actions? No wonder we don’t see any major accomplishments coming out of Islam’s followers–they just don’t have the time to think, much less permission to think for themselves.
By the way, in case you are interested, it is okay to swallow your spit during Ramadan.
November 20th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
By the way, in case you are interested, it is okay to swallow your spit during Ramadan.
Which reminds me (forgive me, it’s the approaching full moon or something…)
In one of the Sura of the Koran, Allah (SWT) thankfully grants permission to Muslims “go into” your wife during the Holy Month of Ramadan.
Whew, a month without sex woulda been tough…
November 21st, 2007 at 10:15 am
Reading that “Ask the Imam” stuff made my brain hurt.