Robot vs. Bill
Pro-Souljah robot doesn’t get tased. It’s kind of a bummer, and you feel like something’s missing from this heckle session, like that guy and those campus cops in Florida set the bar for heckling, and a guy in a spraypainted bike helmet throwing cards around and spouting nonsense before being hustled out just doesn’t cut it. This is 2007. Come on, people.
It’s too bad. A liberal tasing policy should be part of this nation’s political discourse. I don’t mean tasing liberals. I mean liberally tasing everyone who wants to voice an opinion.
Candidates, endorsers, emcees. Tase ‘em, as soon they bound onto the stage. Every time. Enthusiasm-eliciting gestures like double overhead peace signs, another tasing. Audience members, tase first, ask questions later. Stupid question? Tase again. That’s a judgment call, but Bill’s dumb environmentally friendly protest joke, definitely tase-bait. Want to heckle? You’re gonna get tased, bro. Want to vote? Tase line forms at the right. This is a free country. You can say whatever you want. But you’re gonna get tased.
There’s going to be some casualties, but the lightning rod of liberty could use a jolt every now and then.
Topics: pols
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:50 pm on Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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December 12th, 2007 at 9:41 am
Robots shouldn’t mind getting tased, if their CPU is properly insulated.
December 12th, 2007 at 7:03 pm
Honest to Pete, guys, I saw that on the news and couldn’t get beyond just looking at the robot-guy. Hey, maybe that’s the purpose. I don’t know. I don’t understand anyone who would dress up like that and go outside (I mean, it wasn’t Halloween or anything).