Interview With No. 2

AQ is offering journalists a chance to interview No. 2.  

Topics: al qaeda

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:00 pm on Wednesday, December 19, 2007

9 Responses to “Interview With No. 2”

  1. RebeccaH Says:

    Mr. Z, how long do you think it will be before the U.S. military catches up with your sorry ass?

  2. bloc Says:

    I do!

    What has he done to rule out the possibility that the voice he hears from Allah — the one that tells him it’s okay to slaughter women and children in his cause — isn’t merely a figment of his imagination?

    Has he never been absolutely certain about something, but been wrong?

    Or is he perfect, infallible?

    BLOC

  3. Ben Says:

    …is the latest in al-Qaida’s increasingly sophisticated efforts to get out its message.

    What’s so sophisticated about posting questions and answers on a web site?

  4. tanstaafl Says:

    al-Qaida’s increasingly sophisticated efforts to get out its message…

    You sure that’s not “increasingly desperate” ?

    Or maybe Al Z’s feeling lonely and ignored and he hasn’t gotten enough people lately interested in blowing themselves up for “the cause” ?

    An Al Z Q and A would be like “Ask The Imam”.

    Almost as strange and perverted as his mentor, Sayyid Qutb, he will “answer” your questions about the meaning of life and the state of the universe ?

  5. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    You ought to give him a call, Jules, interview him, and write up an article. Maybe you can win the Pulitzer, eh?

    Why not? The Goreacle™ won the Nobel for scamming a lot of people…..you could do the same, only on a smaller scale.

  6. sarah rolph Says:

    Love your question, Rebecca.

  7. PDquig Says:

    Do you believe every word in this book (showing Doc Z. a picture of the Koran).

  8. saltydog Says:

    I’d ask him:

    Why his organization is so intent on slaughtering his fellow Muslims, and what has been the consequences on fund-raising and general recruitment?

    What has been the consequences of Al Qaeda’s loss in Iraq on fund-raising and general recruitment?

    Why did his organization change their stated purpose in taking on the U.S., which was originally to remove forces from the “sacred” soil of Saudi Arabia?

    Why has Al Qaeda accepted help from what amounts to a rival gang, Iran? Isn’t he afraid that Al Q will be over-shadowed or shoved aside?

    What does Al Q think they can accomplish, now that they have suffered defeat in Iraq?

    What does he have to say to other Muslims who insist that Al Q had nothing to do with 9-11? What does he think of the conspiracy theories that rob Al Q of their victory?

    What does he think of the many Al Q operatives who have given up his compatriots, as well as valuable information, to the enemy?

    What does he think of the barbarities committed in Al Q’s name, most of which were directed at other Muslims?

    That’s all I can think of off the top of my head.

  9. rjschwarz Says:

    The question you should ask:

    Many have claimed that Al Q was not responsible for the attacks on Sept 11 2001. Can you provide any evidence beyond your word that you are responsible and not simply taking credit for the work of others?

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