Bikini Girl with Machine Gun
Forgets it’s just a calendar. Wannabe Miss Arizona, illegally bottle-blonde, charged with kidnapping, menacing boyfriend. There’s gunplay. It’s Tarantino-worthy, even if no one got splattered:
TUCSON, Ariz. (AP) — A law school student and former beauty queen who has posed for a racy calendar while brandishing a weapon has been accused of kidnapping, biting and threatening a former boyfriend with a handgun.
Kumari Fulbright, 25, who is midway through her second year in law school, faces a long prison term if convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery, aggravated robbery and two counts of aggravated assault.
Fulbright, who competed for the Miss Arizona title in 2005 and 2006, recently completed a semester-long unpaid stint clerking for a federal judge, U.S. District Judge Raner Collins, his office said. She also poses wearing a shiny black bikini in a 2008 calendar that features women holding guns.
Gaak! How the modelly are fallen! That mugshot’s a frightshow! Whaddaya think, meth? OK, we’re switching to News Corps Australia, which has better detail on the alleged crime:
She allegedly bit him during his ordeal, in which he was tied up and threatened over a 10-hour period at two different houses in Arizona.
Two brothers who allegedly helped Ms Fulbright are on the run. Authorities have issued arrest warrants for Micheal and Robert Ergonis, 44 and 46 respectively, who are believed to have fled to Colombia.
Ms Fulbright has been charged with armed robbery, aggravated robbery, kidnapping and aggravated assault with a deadly weapon after the attack on her ex-lover last month.
Police claim that MsFulbright asked her former boyfriend to come and see her at her Tucson apartment.
After he arrived, she said she was going to take a shower. At that point, the armed Ergonis brothers entered.
Robert Ergonis was identified as another former boyfriend of Ms Fulbright.
“With guns, they tell him get down on the floor,” Sergeant Fabian Pacheco said.
“They begin to accuse this victim of stealing some jewellery. She comes out of the shower and begins to participate in this whole incident,” Sgt Pacheco said.
Prosecutors outlined Ms Fulbright’s alleged involvement in documents tendered at court.
“(She) specifically bit him several times while he was bound, stuck a butcher knife in his ear, said she was going to kill him (and) pointed a pistol at him,” it was alleged.
The Ergonis brothers then drove the victim to another home in Tucson, where a third man, 40-year-old Larry Bruce Hammond, allegedly became involved.
Mr Hammond has since been arrested and charged.
The victim told investigators the three men involved then left the apartment, instructing Ms Fulbright to “watch” him with a handgun. By this point, the victim had freed one of his hands and when she approached, he managed to grab the gun from her hand. The weapon reportedly discharged.
“They began to fight over the gun and the victim managed to get out of this apartment,” Sgt Pacheco said, adding a neighbour called police after hearing screams as the man fled the house.
Ms Fulbright, who was released on $US50,000 ($56,000) bail, had reportedly served as a law clerk for a US District Court judge while she attended the University of Arizona’s law school.
She was due to appear as Miss May in a 2008 calendar for Subguns.com, in which she is wearing a bikini and brandishing a HK51 machinegun.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:43 pm Comments (6) on Thursday, January 3, 2008
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January 3rd, 2008 at 10:56 pm
PEDANT ALERT!
The pictured weapon is a submachine gun, or maybe a carbine, but not a machine gun. Machine guns are most often mounted on a vehicle, tripod, or bipod; crew served; belt feed; or some combination of the above.
/PEDANT ALERT
The wannabe Miz Arizona? I dunno…..I’ll go with your diagnosis, Jules. Meth drags a person down real fast.
January 4th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Hekler & Koch Machinenpistol Mk. 5
January 4th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
Meth or just plain crazy.
January 4th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
PEDANT ALERT!
There’s nothing pedantic about it. Calling an SMG a machinegun is like calling a motorcycle an SUV.
January 5th, 2008 at 10:26 am
Poetic license, you dolts. The song is “Bikini Girls with Machine Guns.” Not “Bikini Girls with Submachine Guns.” Deep, incisive commentary on American culture. Overdue for a cover, though.
January 6th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
OK, OK, we’ll let you go with poetic license, Jules. This time. Just don’t forget to post more Bikini Girls, if that doesn’t intrude upon Theo’s area of operations.