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Pats Fans

Superior in all respects, as the accompanying photo confirms. Boston Herald.

Topics: Boston, sports

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:30 am on Friday, January 25, 2008

2 Responses to “Pats Fans”

1. Grimmy Says:
   January 25th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

   I’m a Pats fan. I have been one since the NFL -AFL merger. Been a fan of the Patriots since I was old enough to understand that Football was a benefit of being too sick to go to church on Sunday.

   I had to master the art of sudden flu syndrome during football season.

   I’m a California kid though. Born and raised.

   I only drink beer when whiskey is unavailable or it’s too early in the day to quit work. Never owned a vehicle above $500.00 is resale value. Always tend toward the minimalist in home choices (got a roof that don’t leak? Got walls to keep the wind out? Wiring and plumbing close enough to code to be safe? Good enough.

   Obviously, I wasn’t polled in their fan quality profile.

2. Grimmy Says:
   January 26th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

   Man, you people suck.

   I went and spent 5 bucks on a big bottle of cheap whiskey, just so’s I’d have something handy to bonk Giants fans on the head with, when they showed up.

   Someone better start a fight or I’m gonna have to drink this crap.

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