Nahoul Martyred
The Hamas bee needed an operation but the Egyptian Zionist lackeys wouldn’t let him in, and he croaked. Apparently that counts as a martyrdom, even if he wasn’t knocked off by a Zionist soldier like Farfour the Mickey Mouse knockoff. But his brother Assud the Bunny has returned from another Arab country. The story is short on details … unclear if the Saudis or the Kuwaitis gave his Hamass the boot … but he appears to have traded the key of the cab for the Key of Return. MEMRI:
The Death of Nahoul
Nahoul: “I can’t stand it, Mom, I can’t…”
Mother: “What can I do? You’ve been sick for a whole month. We went to Al-Arish, but we couldn’t get you to Egypt to have an operation.”
[...]
Nahoul: “All the children of Palestine are dying without treatment. I can’t die, I don’t want to die… Father…”
Attempts to perform CPR on Nahoul fail; he expires.
Father: “Nahoul! Nahoul!”
[...]
In the vid you’ll see a pretty dramatic CPR scene where the docs try to revive Nahoul. Sadly, no funeral scene.
“I Come from the Diaspora, Bearing the Key of Return”
Child host Saraa Barhoum: “Dear children, let me welcome on your behalf our new friend, Assud. Allah be praised, our friend Assud has returned safe and sound to his land, to Palestine, after he emigrated to a different Arab country – a country which is not this noble homeland, dear children.” [...]
Assud: “Mom, I want to ask you something.”
Mother: “Go ahead.”
Assud: “Where is Nahoul? I haven’t seen him for such a long time.”
Mother: “He went for a walk, and he’ll soon be back, Allah willing.”
Assud: “Where did he go? Who goes out at night?”
Mother: “What do you want me to do… He’ll be back soon, Allah willing.”
Assud: “Father, where is Nahoul?”
Father [whispering to the mother]: “How long can we keep what happened to Nahoul from him?”
Father [to Farfour]: “You are a believer, and our God…”
Assud: “What happened to Nahoul, father?”
Father: “Allah be praised, you are a believing Muslim, and you know that we place our trust in Allah… Your brother Nahoul got sick…”
Assud: “What hospital is he in, father?”
Father: “He’s not in any hospital. He died a martyr’s death, Allah have mercy upon him.”
Assud: “No, father!” [weeps] [...]
Assud: “Just like Nahoul took Farfour’s place when he was martyred, I will replace Nahoul, Allah willing. I will bring smiles and joy back to the children of Palestine, and the children of the whole world – the Arab and Islamic world, Allah willing.” [...]
Assud: “I come from the diaspora, bearing the Key of Return. This is the Key of Return. Do you see it? Allah willing, we will use this key to liberate our Al-Aqsa Mosque. Here is a picture of the noble Al-Aqsa Mosque. Here it is, can you see it? Allah willing, we are the soldiers of the Pioneers of Tomorrow.”
“We Are All Martyrdom Seekers”
Saraa Barhoum: “Yes, Assud, we will continue in the path of Nahoul and Farfour, Allah willing. We will not let them down, Assud.”
Assud: “We are all martyrdom-seekers, are we not, Saraa?”
Saraa Barhoum: “Of course we are. We are all ready to sacrifice ourselves for the sake of our homeland. We will sacrifice our souls and everything we own for the homeland.”
Assud: “Saraa, I’d like to ask you something.”
Saraa Barhoum: “What is it?”
“There Are Many, Many Soldiers of the Pioneers of Tomorrow… We Will Liberate Al-Aqsa from the Filth of Those Zionists”
Assud: “How many soldiers of the Pioneers of Tomorrow are there?”
Saraa Barhoum: “There are many, many soldiers of the Pioneers of Tomorrow.”
Assud: “Allah be praised.”
Saraa Barhoum: “By Allah’s grace, they will help us liberate our homeland Palestine.”
Assud: “Saraa, you and I will be the first, right?”
Saraa Barhoum: “Yes, by Allah’s grace, Assud.”
Assud: “And will we take Al-Aqsa?”
Saraa Barhoum: “Of course, Assud. We will liberate Al-Aqsa from the filth of those Zionists.”
[...]
“I, Assud, Will Get Rid of the Jews, Allah Willing, and I Will Eat Them Up”
Saraa Barhoum [to girl in the audience]: “Is there anything you want to share with us?”
Girl: “Arnoub ['Rabbit']?”
Saraa Barhoum “His name is Assud ['Lion'].”
Girl: “How come you are called Assud, even though you look like a rabbit?”
Assud: “Because a rabbit is not good. He’s a coward. But I, Assud, will get rid of the Jews, Allah willing, and I will eat them up, Allah willing, right?”
Saraa Barhoum: “Allah willing.”
Sounds a little like they were out of lion suits in the Rafah Joke Shop. But Assud with a little development could be an interesting character to follow. He seems to lack the subtle ironies of this loveable rabbit, but shares an injured sense of righteousness, might be able to work up a good red-faced bunny rage. And if he works on it, could deliver a killer “Ahhhhhh, Allah willing, right, doc?”
Hamas bunny vid here.
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Topics: Palestinians, kids
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:43 am Comments (11) on Wednesday, February 13, 2008
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February 13th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Idea! Quit shooting rockets at those pesky joos and maybe people will start treating you like human beings again!
Just a thought.
February 13th, 2008 at 11:24 am
Hamas: Creating the next generation of suicide bombers, one child at a time.
February 13th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Time to send Elmer Fudd in with his trusty shotgun and rabbitseeking missiles.
Seriously, though, how long before Hamas starts using small children as suicide bombers because “Assud the Bunny would want them to”?
February 13th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
RebeccaH, they already have. Some of the childrenwere caught before the remotes could detonate them or they could detonate themselves. At least one 16 yr old made it all the way.
February 13th, 2008 at 5:20 pm
Sorry, there was a link there. link
February 13th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
This is a true warning to all sports mascots, like the San Diego Chicken. Their’s will be a short-lived profession under Islamofascists.
I suppose, since reason plays no part in anything coming out of that sewer, that the contradictions involved in their scripts mean nothing.
February 14th, 2008 at 12:26 am
Well well, it sounds like in Assud we have a real wascally wabbit to deal with. All I can say is, Jimmy Carter would be wise not go there.
Sir Bedevere, get out the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.
February 14th, 2008 at 2:14 am
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February 14th, 2008 at 4:18 am
Speaking of fundamentalist Jihadist martyrs…
“BEIRUT, Lebanon – Imad Mughniyeh, the suspected mastermind of dramatic attacks on the U.S. Embassy and U.S. Marine barracks that killed hundreds of Americans in Lebanon in the 1980s, has died in a car bombing in Syria.”–AP
Bye-bye, dickhead.
February 14th, 2008 at 6:17 am
More on Dave’s comment at El Cid’s place.