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The Austin Powers of the Internet

He’s got your Bedtime Burka. The burka doesn’t quite reach the bum, don’t go there if you don’t want to see it.

He’s got rockets. You know about the United States Navy’s magnificent plan to shoot a bit of tumbling space junk out of the sky, right? Inshallah they won’t screw it up.

He’s got the Bondian submarine car. I told you this guy was like the Austin Powers of the Blogosphere.

And then he’s got the Wellington bomber. That one comes close to home. Theo, as it happens, close to Holme.

Topics: blogs, Britain

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:01 am on Friday, February 15, 2008

3 Responses to “The Austin Powers of the Internet”

1. theospark Says:
   February 15th, 2008 at 4:22 am

   Spalding is just up the road from me!

2. El Cid Says:
   February 15th, 2008 at 9:11 am

   A fine, fine Burka it is, Theo

   However I do disagree with the chesnie comment.

   Surely he was kidding. As they say…’in chest, there is truth’, OR something like that…whatever.

3. tanstaafl Says:
   February 15th, 2008 at 10:35 am

   The Arabian veil has always been provocative. “Just” seeing the eyes is an enticement as opposed to anything like modesty.

   Think belly dancers.

   A far cry from the idiotic (not to mention unhealthy) burka.

   Anyway, the bum looks positively weird. Implants. They can go terribly awry over time.

   Just a health tip :-)

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