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Skittled

Hard candy = hard luck for honors student.

Topics: America, education, moronocy

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:55 am on Thursday, March 13, 2008

8 Responses to “Skittled”

1. drbearma Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 11:20 am

   School spokeswoman Decarlo further stated that the free distribution of condoms to the students will continue unabated.

2. RebeccaH Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

   Unbelievable. They’re treating the kid like he bought a dime bag on school property. Meanwhile, he’s learning that all the hard work he put into being an honors student means exactly zilch.

3. Fatty Bolger Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

   The future, writ small? Lord, I hope not.

4. Robert Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 4:53 pm

   Welcome to Hillary’s world.

5. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 7:34 pm

   “It takes a village to ruin a child.”

   Hillary Rodham Clinton, January 2009

6. Vanguard of the Commentariat Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

   At least they are protecting him from trans fats.

   Right?

7. saltydog Says:
   March 13th, 2008 at 11:27 pm

   These are probably the very same people who accuse the Bush administration of being fascist.

8. Mr. Bingley Says:
   March 14th, 2008 at 8:10 am

   Hey, you know how that slippery slope goes. You let him buy Skittles today, and tomorrow he’ll be turning tricks to feed his Zotz habit…

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