American Dream

For the happy hooker?
Penthouse comes knocking. And she may yet get the musical recognition she craves. Listen, buy her musical contributions to American culture here.
MTV’s all over it.
Newsday’s Backstage Pass reviews and comments.
AP vid: Belmar NJ remembers. She was memorable.
Sky: Worldwide interest soars.
This could be a real American shags-to-riches story.
Heh heh. Vodkapundit said “Spitzer gag.” Heh heh.
Topics: America, pols, sex, song
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:41 am on Friday, March 14, 2008
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March 14th, 2008 at 9:37 am
Somehow, I’ll resist buying her music, thankyouverymuch.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:03 am
She’d better cash in quickly, as someone mentioned.
Her 15 min. of fame will be very brief.
Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I’d like to thank “Robert” for the word rachmones, meaning “compassion” in Yiddish.
March 14th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Hey, it can’t be worse than Hillary Duff.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Told you so.
March 14th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
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March 14th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
You are welcome. Sometimes, English does not have le mot juste.
March 15th, 2008 at 12:00 am
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