Mullahtoons
Iranian childrens’ TV. It’s kind of like low-grade Roadrunner, only with filthy Zionists. Also, no Roadrunner. The big-eyed kid is kind of a passive victim of distinctly cowboy-influenced, U.S.-equipped International Zionism. I only watched the first one, though. If you’re home sick watching toons, lemme know if it gets better.
Memo to Mullahs: Google “ACME Co.” for some good ideas. The Illustrated Catalog of Acme Products has what that little big-eyed jihadi needs.
Topics: Iran, Zionists, filthy Crusader pigs, kids
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:37 am on Wednesday, March 19, 2008
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March 19th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
The way things have gone for the Palestinians and al-Qaeda, it looks like the jihadis could have used a few Acme products. Or maybe they were, and that’s the problem. Iranians probably should take note.
(the video doesn’t work for Safari, alas)
March 19th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Why does the “invader” laugh just like Homer Simpson?
Anyway, I have a few more plot ideas for the Mullahs:
- The girl is raped after being caught alone with the boy. For her crime she is sentenced to 90 lashes. Hilarity ensues!
- When the boy catches his mother in public with her headscarf a few inches out of place, he makes a call to the local religious police. She is arrested, beaten, and returned to her home to recuperate. Now there’s a lesson she’ll never forget!
- The boy’s friend from the city, Mohammed, comes for a visit. When Mohammed admits to the boy that he is homosexual, the boy and the girl enlist Mohammed’s help in building a wall - which they then push over on Mohammed! A lesson in working together and making a difficult task fun. (Well, fun for everybody but Mohammed.)