Blackwater Fever
It’s new, it’s so bad they named it after the hated American mercenaries, because it kills the innocent just like they do. Slamming Blackwater is always fun and really adds some zing to this story suggesting that an Iraqi malaria epidemic is being kept secret. Too bad these moron reporters not only don’t know their subject, they apparently don’t know how to use Google. IPS News:
FALLUJAH, Mar 26 (IPS) - Iraqi doctors in al-Anbar province warn of a new disease they call “Blackwater” that threatens the lives of thousands. The disease is named after Blackwater Worldwide, the U.S. mercenary company operating in Iraq.
“This disease is a severe form of malarial infection caused by the parasite plasmodium falciparum, which is considered the worst type of malarial infection,” Dr. Ali Hakki from Fallujah told IPS. “It is one of the complications of that infection, and not the ordinary picture of the disease. Because of its frequent and severe complications, such as Blackwater fever, and its resistance to treatment, P. falciparum can cause death within 24 hours.”
What Iraqis now call Blackwater fever is really a well-known medical condition, and while it has nothing to do with Blackwater Worldwide, Iraqis in al-Anbar province have decided to make the connection between the disease and the lethal U.S.-based company which has been responsible for the death of countless Iraqis.(*)
The disease is most prevalent in Africa and Asia. The patient suffers severe intravascular haemolysis — the destruction of red blood cells leading to kidney and liver failure. It also leads to black or red urination, and hence perhaps the new name ‘Blackwater’.
Great hit on Blackwater. Unfortunately for these shoot-from-the-hip scribblers, the common name for falciparum malaria goes back to the 19th century, colonial days in Africa and Asia, when pissing black meant you were going to be dead soon. It’s a problem the Iraqis and U.S. military are going to want to get on top of quick. Anyway, the top listing in a Google search on blackwater fever dates to 1992. :
While we waited for Judith’s translation, I glanced at the patient’s clear plastic urinal. It was almost full and the urine was brown, a deep mahogany brown. Suddenly, as if it had been kicked in just the right spot, my brain’s gearbox came unstuck.
Have you ever heard the term blackwater fever? I asked Barbara.
Um, no, she answered, then gave me an expectant look.
I pointed to the urinal.
In the old days they used to call falciparum malaria–the most severe form of the disease–blackwater fever because the intense destruction of red cells it causes turns a patient’s urine black. My hunch seemed farfetched, though. Many other diseases cause dark urine, and malaria is no longer indigenous to this country. Virtually all U.S. cases– about 1,100 in 1990–are found in travelers or newly arrived immigrants. Most American doctors never even see a case. I could hardly wait to hear where this guy had been.
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He left China by crossing through Burma, came the reply. On foot. All the way. The journey took about two weeks.
Now his symptoms began to make more sense. Eastern Burma is a hotbed of malaria, especially falciparum malaria, which is resistant to chloroquine, the standard drug used to treat the disease. And the incubation period for malaria is two weeks. Had he been bitten by a malaria-carrying mosquito in the jungles of Burma, the fevers and headaches wouldn’t have started until he arrived in the United States.
In the old days, back before Bush lied, people died. The IPS article also suggests there’s a conspiracy out there to keep a lid on an Iraqi epidemic. Given their bias-induced inaccuracy in other aspects of this reporting, I have to wonder whether this nitwit reporters misinterpreted and distorted the nature of that situation as well. Democracy Project posits they’re not morons, they’re accomplished propagandists and fabulists. Thanks for the IPS history lesson, DP. I guess I’m going to have to go with moron propagandists.
Turning an old disease into a new Bush-bash is what thinking progress is all about. At least the aptly initialled TP didn’t try to erase all trace like another putz did.
Commondreams.org NewsCenter, Breaking News and Views for the Progressive Community, helpfully runs the insightful IPS “Blackwater” article. Astute readers quickly catch on to the faux aspects. “g l tirebiter” links here and tirelessly nips at the lefty tire. Tiresome lefties admonish the tirebiter for linking to a right-wing site. They opt for a false-but-true approach to the mercenary epidemic scandal. Here’s a good one:
Malarial in Iraq? Ummmmmmmm! My best guess is that this was introduced by the US, or Black Water, as another member of the “coalition” to help gain the upper hand in the massacres being committed against the Iraqi peoples.
* The number of Iraqis killed by Blackwater security personnel probably have not been tallied, but I don’t think that’s what these two accuracy-challenged scribblers mean when they say “countless.” Counting the Iraqi dead at the hands of U.S. forces, Iraqi forces, al-Qaeda, Shiite death squads has been problematic and given to distortion. I don’t imagine Blackwater’s total approaches that of any of those parties, but who knows.
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Topics: Iraq, moronocy, medicine
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:41 pm on Wednesday, March 26, 2008
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March 27th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
You expect brazen lies from propagandists, but the number of people willing to believe the lies proves there’s no bottom to the depth of human stupidity.
March 27th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
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March 27th, 2008 at 6:33 pm
The fact that there may be multiple associations with a name doesn’t make the new one any less valid. Calling the disease Blackwater Fever for more than one reason makes it a pun–which is the way the unconscious mind works, in dreams, and art of all kinds, just to name 2 examples. And when we don’t pay attention to the unconscious, it makes itself known in conscious life–making us do irrational things–make associations in names and Freudian slips, etc. Confusing oil with blood, for example, or projecting our ownership of WMDs onto other people–you know, things like that. Iraqis associating this disease with Blackwater mercenaries shouldn’t be a reason to criticize them for being propagandists (of which no one is more guilty than the ‘Blackwater’ administration) it should be taken as an opportunity to understand how BW and the US are seen by the people there because of what it (we) have done there.
Just a couple of random gleanings: To say that BW is “nothing but a courageous outfit that we should be proud to support.” is ludicrous on so many levels I don’t know where to start. But it’s the “nothing but” that really makes that statement art. Nothing is “nothing but”. And try reading Naomi Wolf The End of America. Yes, the number of people willing to believe lies is astounding. The fact that Bush was close enough to Kerry to cheat lie and steal his way into office again is proof of that. Clear Skies, Healthy Forests, Patriot Act, Tort ‘Reform’, No Child’s Behind Left and a 1000 other acts are proof of that. Global Warming/cancerous cigarettes/evolution deniers are proof of that. The US and the world may never recover from the depths of human depravity this administration has shown, and effective abuse of symbols has been its main weapon–well, abuse of symbols and torture have been its two main weapons. And mass murder. Amongst its weaponry have been such diverse elements as….
When you’re finished with Wolf go on with Naomi Klein The Shock Doctrine. And mix in some Dahr Jamail, Winter Soldier testimony and Johnny Got His Gun. It’ll be good for what ails you.
March 27th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Wow J4. I hope you’re writing that from Sweden or someplace more sharing and caring and unwilling to take a moral stand than nasty old America.
You must be really miserable when the Dims are in power, what with all the wars they have led us into, all the poor GI’s they got killed, and all the overpriced socially harmful legislation they have come up with over the years.
Wasn’t Wolf the silly bint who finally figured out years later she was being sexually harassed by one of her old commie professors or something?
Great role model, thanks.
March 27th, 2008 at 10:42 pm
Jules, there’s an alternate explanation for the Blackwater Conspiracy™ here. Even J4 ought to like it.
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March 28th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
“Yes, the number of people willing to believe lies is astounding.” Says a guy who gets his info from Naomis Wolf & Klein and believes every single word. I know, a state of constant moral outrage can make you feel really good about yourself, especially if deep inside you know you have nothing to fear. But come on, you´re not going to rely on left-wing lies like a soft cushion for the rest of your life? You´re not going to ossify at such a young age, right? Maybe you are dwelling a little too much on “dreams, and art of all kinds” and the unconscious and even the subconscious. That´s Hippie crap. Instead, why don´t YOU get off the conspiracy theories and read something challenging for a change? Get a good conservative reading list, but start with Liberal Fascism and 50 issues of The Weekly Standard.
March 28th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Next they´ll blame Sarkozy for the “french pox”.