Goobers vs. Boobies

This is America. People should be free to mutilate themselves without being subjected to harrassment from their government. In fact, correct me if I’m wrong, but a big part of what this war is about is protecting the right of women to pierce their nipples. Or in any case, protecting the right of the kind of women who pierce their nipples to be the kind of women who pierce their nipples.


Topics: GWOT, boobs, moronocy

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 7:31 am Comments (4) on Friday, March 28, 2008

4 Responses to “Goobers vs. Boobies”

  1. RebeccaH Says:

    Okay, I see your point, but… ew.

  2. Robert Says:

    “the right of women to pierce their nipples”

    Doesn’t that hurt?

  3. Fatty Bolger Says:

    Um, I have to side with the TSA on this one. Did she think the metal dectector wouldn’t detect the metal she was wearing on her body? I don’t blame them for not offering to do a pat down or view the woman’s breasts, either. She’d probably still be complaining, but now with an added sexual harassment angle to it. (”I felt violated, bla bla bla.”)

  4. Bullshark Says:

    Its all fun and games, then someone loses an eye!

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