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Dick’s Hand on Rod

That’s the last word on what you’re looking at here, reflected in Dick Cheney’s sunglasses. Some people are convinced it’s a naked woman. Hey, if it is, good on ya Dick. No wonder you’re smiling. I hope the wife doesn’t find out, and for God’s sake, put the shotgun away.  

Cheap jokes aside, it doesn’t look much like a naked woman when you blast it. People rorschaching a naked woman out of that explains a lot about broader Bush Derangement Syndrome. Naked conehead stick figure, maybe. Thanks McClatchy:

Official version:

Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod,” grumbled spokeswoman Meagan Mitchell.

…

So McClatchy/Tribune Information Services photo editor George Bridges used the latest digital technology to enlarge the picture, took a close look at Cheney’s sunglasses and concluded that Mitchell was telling the truth.

The image is of the vice president’s hand on his fly rod.

Heh heh. He said rod. OK, scandal over.

Topics: Cheney, nude

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:29 pm on Thursday, April 10, 2008

6 Responses to “Dick’s Hand on Rod”

1. PoliGazette » Dick Cheney’s Sunglasses Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 3:59 am

   [...] Jules Crittenden comments: Heh heh. He said rod. OK, scandal over. Share and Enjoy: These icons link to social bookmarking sites where readers can share and discover new web pages. [...]

2. Don Surber » Blog Archive » Just ask me Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 8:14 am

   [...] Answer: Whether there is a naked woman’s reflection on the sunglasses of Vice President Dick Cheney. The giggle of the day came from the Cheneyian spokesbot: “Clearly the picture shows a hand casting a rod.” Jay Leno thanks the spokesbot. Jules Crittenden makes a pun I ain’t touching with a 10-foot pole. [...]

3. Sister Toldjah Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 11:42 am

   Friday links and open thread

   It’s another busy day for me in the office, so here are a few links for your perusal until I can return later this evening to catch up:
   —- Unfortunately, Hillary Clinton isn’t the only one embellishing (actually, it’s more like …

4. ach1855 Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 11:56 am

   The ability of this man constantly amazes me. What other VP or CEO can make hand puppets that look like naked women. Ingenious using thumb knuckles for breasts.

5. RebeccaH Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 12:23 pm

   The real disappointment for journalists is that Cheney managed not to hook anybody in the head.

6. Fatty Bolger Says:
   April 11th, 2008 at 7:51 pm

   Maybe Dana Milbank can go on TV dressed as a naked woman.

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