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FuFu Kuku

What, no YuYu? A couple of great new characters at Hamas TV. FuFu and KuKu want to eradicate the Zionist Entity, you know the usual, but I like this part:

Kuku: “We will return to Jaffa, Acre, and Tiberias, Fufu. We will go there and play in the sand. We will play with everything. Once again we will harvest, build, and everything.”

Fufu: “Will we also eat the fruit of the trees in our orchards, Kuku?”

Kuku: “Yes, yes. By now, the trees have grown, but alas, the Zionists have built settlements on some of the lands.”

Fufu: “Don’t worry, Kuku. Allah willing, we will sow the lands once again with our own hands.

Playing in the sand and playing with everything sounds about right. If they ever manage with push the filthy Zionists into the sea, it’s land of milk and honey, dude. Those Zionists have a heck of a green thumb and know how to fix a place up sweet. How do they do that, anyway?

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Topics: media, Palestinians

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:27 am on Thursday, May 8, 2008

2 Responses to “FuFu Kuku”

1. RebeccaH Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 12:01 pm

   And once Kuku and Fufu took over, the place would be a garbage heap again within a year.

2. MikeH Says:
   May 8th, 2008 at 9:59 pm

   I know that this is a rather strange request but can we shoot Fufu and Kuku with Yuyu? Yuyu is a lonely .308 who just wants somebody to play with, preferably in the sand. This sounds like nirvana to Yuyu. He can bring along his brother Haha who is an always happy 30.06 and also likes to play in the sand. Just askin’.

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