Bring Out Yer Dead Royals

Stonehenge as royal burial ground? Could be. You gotta stick your dead royals somewhere. I prefer to think of the old rockpileĀ as Party Town. I bet they had a big party whenever the king bought the farm.

Topics: Britain, ancient mysteries

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:14 pm on Thursday, May 29, 2008

5 Responses to “Bring Out Yer Dead Royals”

  1. Fatty Bolger Says:

    DNA testing could prove that theory, although I suppose that’s a bit problematic with cremated remains.

  2. Michael Lonie Says:

    “You may call it Megalithic architecture, I call it vandalism.”

    Michael Flanders from “At the Drop of Another Hat.”

  3. mojo Says:

    Druids, maybe? Did they whack a “Year-King” at mid-winter?

  4. RebeccaH Says:

    What basis do they have for speculating that the remains are royalty, and not, say, human sacrifices? Julius Caesar claimed the Druids burned sacrifices alive in wicker cages, but that’s been disputed as a bit of Roman propaganda. Still…

  5. mojo Says:

    Caesar’s claim was about the Germanic tribes, and was absolutely true. They would put the captives from the previous year’s inter-tribal warfare in a wicker cage and burn them alive on Samhain. It’s the origin (unacknowledged) of the “Burning Man” festival the dumb hippies are so fond of.

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