DNC Noise
I thought Dems were anti-old guy. Here’s one they love for the barnburners, even if they didn’t want him for president.
Michelle Obama, only lately made proud, now loves this country. Apparently she stayed on script.
Star sightings by the Herald’s Inside Track are a little sparse. C’mon, Hollywood, can I get an Alex Baldwin and a Sean Penn. Forget them, where’s Scarlet Jo …
Cruel, cutting remarks by Howie:
Last night’s convention theme was America, and Americans.
Ted Kennedy is a great American. Michelle Obama loves America. And John McCain has eight houses - in America.
Good God, what a night for the Red Sox to take off, especially with Monday night football still two weeks away.
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The local guy who’s having the toughest week has to be Sen. John Forbes “Liveshot” Kerry. America’s Gigolo will never admit it, of course, but he and his friends, all of whom could fit in a phone booth, still seriously believe he won the 2004 election.
And now, instead of readying himself for his renomination/coronation, Liveshot has to prepare for a Democratic debate against some guy named O’Reilly. He’s praying that all the Republicans in the state forget that they only have until tomorrow night at 8 to re-register as Democrats or “unenrolled” so they can try to humiliate Liveshot in the Democratic primary Sept. 16.
At one of the hotels in Denver, some delegates report that the signs were removed over the weekend from the lobby bathrooms. Apparently gay Democrats vociferously objected to the hate speech of those vile perjoratives - “Gentlemen” and “Ladies.”
Some of the younger delegates, meanwhile, don’t seem to know all that much about the senior senator from Delaware. In Massachusetts, though, there is an easy answer to the question, “Who is Joe Biden?”
The reply: “Think Eddie Markey with a brain.”
One night down, three to go.
Topics: everything
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:33 am on Tuesday, August 26, 2008
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