Culture War
No, not that one. Castle Argghhh!!! with the other one. Yeah, that’s a gun in that school. Plus not-to-be-missed observations on marriage and Iraqi family values.
Him: “Are you married?”
Me: “Yes”
“What is your opinion of marriage?”
“I’ve been married 13 years; I don’t have an opinion anymore.”
“In Iraq they say a husband is like a monkey, a donkey and a dog. At first she loves you like a pet monkey, then she orders you around like you are a donkey, then you are an old dog, you bark and bark and no one listens.”
“It’s just like that in America too.”
“Is it true in America you only marry one women?”
“Yes”
“An in America if you leave she gets half?”
“Yes”
He rolls his eyes and says “Thank God I am Iraqi.”
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:31 am on Saturday, September 6, 2008
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September 6th, 2008 at 8:03 pm
May we infer, from your links, that Sanho Tree hasn’t got a clue about real life (which is why we in America are having this ridiculous so-called “culture war”)?
September 6th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I wasn’t thinking that deep, but you’ve got a point