Drink Locally, Shaft Globally
Organic Chilean vintner’s offering suffers from political correctness in chi-chi SF eco-plonk house, where the lefties have stopped slurping Palin Syrah. Sounds kind of dumb. Think of all the Palin yuks they could have.
“It’s an inexperienced little wine … nice legs, though!”
“Has a bouquet like a field-dressed moose.”
“More Palin, waiter! What’s the hold up? Drill! Drill! Drill!”
If there was something out there called, say, Obama Beer, I’d want some.
“Ugh, I’ve had too much … (lurch) … I gotta go barack!”
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:05 pm on Monday, September 22, 2008
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