Let Freedom Yap
Calif. Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger moves to protect the right of Zsa Zsa-Americans to drive with their foo-foo dogs on their laps. Governator to Driving While Parisienne activists: “Bad Law!” via Boston Herald. OK, Governator’s message a little vague. Maybe more like, “That lapdog law won’t hunt!”
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:40 am on Sunday, September 28, 2008
4 Responses to “Let Freedom Yap”
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September 28th, 2008 at 10:40 am
Too bad the Governator didn’t sign a bill requiring the use of those yapping little short haired rats as live shark bait.
No, I do like dogs. Really. It’s just that foo-foo “dogs” aren’t dogs. They are little yapping short haired rats, created by evil genetic engineers specifically to annoy normal people for the amusement of some unknown evil multi-zillionaire.
And it works all too well.
September 28th, 2008 at 12:39 pm
I can understand the impetus behind the Driving While Buried Under Dog ban. It is kind of hard to drive when your 85 lb. boxer is trying to crawl into your lap.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
Hehe, my friends’ dog (Corgi) likes to jump into my lap while I’m driving. I’m trying to teach her it’s OK when I’m stopped at a light but she has to get off when we’re moving. I can’t blame her, I doubt she understands why I’m moving my arms and legs while we’re magically teleported to the park.
September 28th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
P.S. are there any laws against dogs driving cars too?