Trainwreck News
The Other McCain sagely notes you can never go wrong blogging about hot celebs … I prefer to call them “Trainwreck-Americans,” thanks … and steers us to The Sun’s important Britney Spears Sex Tape report.
Boyfriend Adnan has his principles, and won’t be swayed:
He told Heat magazine: “There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
“Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further.”
An unconfirmed source claims the two-hour X-rated footage features Britney naked wearing just a pink wig and was allegedly shot while on holiday in Mexico.
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “
Looking at the Other McCain’s September numbers, which he attributes to Palin, I’d counsel the other McCain to hire him. Because Palin’s apparently working even better for the Other McCain than the other McCain. May be time to make another Paris Hilton ad. Here’s some footage that might work, again via The Sun. Probably NSF political campaigns and many other applications, however.
Conservative blogger/bon vivant/scribbler Other McCain keeps track of important hot celeb news so you don’t have to. Some of these trains still on the rails, just the wrong track:
This isn’t just about Scarlett Johansson’s progressive cleavage.
This is, however, about a Natalie Portman opportunity that is undoubtedly as irrelevant to you as it is to me.
What? No Anne Hathaway pic? You have to click in for that one. Meanwhile …
Lindsay’s bi-partisanly dissed, and I’m guessing TOMcC’s right and it’s not the bi-thing she thinks it is so much as the trainwreck thing.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:42 pm on Tuesday, September 30, 2008
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October 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Adnan added: “I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney. “
There are other details to know about Britney?
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 pm
“There are other details to know about Britney?”
Apparently; but none that are worth selling out.
October 2nd, 2008 at 12:32 pm
On second thought, she might have an orifice she hasn’t exposed yet, but I can’t imagine where it could be.