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Lagos, Meet Whitey Bulger

Gotta love those Nigerian Internet scammers. Sitting around all day, trying to come up with a good angle, writing letters so bad that anyone who falls for them deserves to lose all their $$$ in Lagos. But this one came from “Robert S. Mueller, Director FBI.” 

Obviously this guy doesn’t know much about the FBI’s reputation around here. 

 Anti-Terrorist and Monitory Crimes Division.

Federal Bureau Of Investigation.

J. Edgar. Hoover Building, Washington D.C

Telephone Number: ( 703).592.2815  

ATTN: BENEFICIARY.

This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly completed an Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal transaction with

Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria,Mr. Patrick Aziza, none officials of Oceanic Bank, none officials of Zenith Bank and some impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of

Investigation agents.During our Investigation, it came to our notice that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment. 

So therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in the total amount of $800,000.00 USD which will be deposited into an ATM CARD which you will use to withdraw funds anywhere of the world. You now have the lawful right to claim your funds which have been deposited into the ATM CARD. 

Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation has been involved in this transaction, you are now to be rest assured that this transaction is legitimate and completely risk-free as it is our duty to Protect and Serve citizens of the

United States Of America. All you have to do is immediately contact the ATM CARD CENTER via E-mail for instructions on how to procure your Approval Slip which contains details on how to receive and activate your ATM CARD for immediate use to withdraw funds being paid to you. We have confirmed that the amount required to procure the Approval Slip will cost you a total of $296 USD which will be paid directly to the ATM CARD CENTER agent via Western Union Money Transfer /MoneyGram Money Transfer. Below, you shall find contact details of the Agent

whom will process your transaction from Federal Minister of Finance: 

CONTACT INFORMATION  

FEDERAL MINISTER OF FINANCE.

ATM CARD CENTRE

NAME: DR. PAUL MIKE

OFFICE LINE:+2347032312102

EMAIL:  dr.paul.mike19@live.com   

Dear Mr. Crittenden,

I have been on the lam for over a decade, living under various false identities, and I am having trouble accessing some of the considerable drug and extortion profits I racked up with the assistance of the Federal Bureau of Investigation …  

Topics: Boston, Internet, money

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:29 am Comments (1) on Monday, October 6, 2008

One Response to “Lagos, Meet Whitey Bulger”

1. RebeccaH Says:
   October 6th, 2008 at 7:13 pm

   This sounds like a job for Ebola Monkey Man!

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