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Advice Sought

Technical issues at Maggie’s Farm:

When a truck is parked next to my study, it interferes with the wireless to my machine. Honest. Do I need a tin-foil hat, or does the truck, or does my machine?

You mean you don’t have a tinfoil hat? Good lord, man. Why don’t you just hang a sign on your forehead that says “Mind control by Gitmo-based Bilderberger ZOGbots who manipulate Wall Street welcomed here.” Sheesh. 

The guy pictured above, by the way, is an MIT researcher who has done important work in aluminium foil helmetology, with the alarming result that tinfoil hats actually amplify certain government-controlled frequencies. His team theorizes that tinfoil’s protective power is a myth propagated by population-control agents for their own purposes. Either that, or MIT’s totally in the tank and trying to get everyone to defoiliate. They get a lot of government research $$$ there, you know.

I’m inclined to be conservative about it and err on the side of caution.

OK, an assortment of the latest in practical, yet fashionable tinfoil hats: 

Crazy like a mind-controlled wood nymph “acorn” look.

Armed for tinfoil bear.

Foil fun for the whole family.

Der Alpine Tinfoel Helmut

If I’m not wrong, that one’s actually at one of the UFO museums in Roswell. Tinfoil twofer! (My important UFO crash scholarship here.)

Tinfoil fez.

Tinfoil Living.

Tinfoil Inc.

Tinfoil cleavage.

Politically correct foilage.

Ahhhhhhhh! Death by 1,000 Tinfoils!!!

America’s favorite tinfoil pastime.

Tinfoil ABBA.

Haute foile

UV protection

Protect your stuff.

Foil the aging process.

Artfoil.

Go tell the Spartans … to put their bronzefoil helmets on!

Tinfoil catblogging.

Serious tinfoil.

No tinfoil helmet.

Topics: UFOs

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:21 am on Tuesday, October 7, 2008

3 Responses to “Advice Sought”

1. TheBigHenry Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 10:40 am

   @ “No tinfoil helmet.”

   None necessary.

2. RebeccaH Says:
   October 7th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

   So… tinfoil isn’t going to protect me from the Obamabots who will be out this Halloween?

3. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   October 8th, 2008 at 2:06 am

   Try a shotgun instead, Rebecca.

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