The Other Election
It’s over, McCain lost. The Other McCain channeling his own American Spectator article re the election they held today:
John McCain lost the election Sept. 24 and Barack Obama will be the next president of the United States. Nothing that is likely to happen between now and Nov. 4 can change this outcome.
I’m sorry, make that the election they held Sept. 24. Could be true, and he might yet, but they didn’t, and it isn’t, so he doesn’t, yet. While the Other McCain’s instincts re celeb cleavage are spot on, if the other other McCain gave up as easy as the Other McCain does, he’d still be able to comb his own hair.
More important news about the election they are holding today here. Memo to pundits. There’s this fat lady. She gets to sing. That happens on Election Day. Which is Nov. 4. That said, there is no call for eff you responses to the Other McCain for pointing out what he thinks is wrong with the picture. That’s a totally leftosphere move. Can’t we all just get along? OK, cleansing celeb cleavage via the Other McCain. Lefty, of course, in the interest of D-partisanship:
They don’t call this red ”Scarlett” for nothing. Read it and weep. Her heart belongs to Obama.
Obama-Wan Kenobi hearts this Sabra celeb, who hearts Obama even if he hearts chatting with mullahs:
Recent events in Israel have troubled Portman deeply. “Anytime anything happens to anyone there, it’s like a limb’s been ripped off,” she says. She adds, perhaps concerned that her entire political position should be assumed from this: “I’m very protective of Israel, obviously, but I’m more protective of humanity than of any of my own personal desires.”
Wow, sounds like she’s combating some evil empire or something. What do you want, we only pay her to look good and pretend to be people.
Meanwhile, Lindsay’s bi-partisanly dissed, emphasis on the bi part.
I’m sorry, what were we talking about? Something political. Lost my train of thought. Anyway, it just goes to show. Some things can have a strange attractive power without making any sense at all.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 7:47 am on Tuesday, October 7, 2008
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October 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Not fair. Where’s the beefcake?