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AndrogyNazi

Hey, is it just me or does that neo-Nazi assassination plotter look like maybe he goosesteps with the left jackboot as well as the right? You know, siegheils from both sides of the Nuremberg rally. Like maybe his death train rattles in both directions. Let’s get a closer look: 

Damn. That sure is one pretty Nazi. He’ll be popular where he’s going!

I saw a print of the wire version of that shot in the newsroom, and it definitely looks like Sturmführer David von Bowie’s wearing lipstick and eyeliner. All dolled up for a little Anschluss. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Life is a Kabaret, mein Freund.

So they have tranny skinheads? I did not know that. I thought that bit about going out with guns blazing in white tuxes and top hats was a little … different.

Welcome Punditeers, Riehlists, Driscollites, Drunksurfers, Swordsmen, etal. Always good to see you. Don’t mind Queer Eye for the White Supremacist Guy up there. Come on in.

Topics: Nazis, transsexuals

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:54 pm on Monday, October 27, 2008

17 Responses to “AndrogyNazi”

1. mattjduffy Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 12:11 am

   Hilarious.

2. SarahW Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 12:25 am

   Holy Fark! It’s Taco gone wild.

3. mkl Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 12:40 am

   That’s an Emo Nazi.

4. Paul06 Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 12:55 am

   Jules, you’re a riot.

5. God I loath Nazis Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 1:59 am

   These little shits make me sick.

6. Peg C. Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 2:27 am

   This post is Mark Steyn quality. There is none better.

7. willem Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 2:29 am

   Uh-oh. He’s got Obama’s ears.

8. the27yanks Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 3:19 am

   Flashing back to Olympic swimming, had trouble telling the men from the women as they all had the same body type. This gent would’ve fit in quite well, other than the swastika, firearm and the lipstick.

9. Vodkapundit » He’s Most Likely Kidding About That Last Part Says:
   October 28th, 2008 at 7:09 am

   [...] I’m speechless. And strangely aroused. [...]

10. TheBad Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 7:41 am

    He will need some tits tattooed on his back now.

11. Sean Bannion Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 7:59 am

    Elwood: Arkansas Nazis.
    Jake: I hate Arkansas Nazis.

12. msheh Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 10:28 am

    You’re gonna have to face it, you’re addicted to love.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0U5JfGYx4c

13. Stoutcat Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 12:05 pm

    willem said: Uh-oh. He’s got Obama’s ears.

    Obama called. He wants his ears back.

14. Kirsten Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

    I’ve got Laid by James stuck in my head . . .

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkqIHWAMSJ4

    They think they’re so puh-ritty–Eeeee–

15. Alan Kellogg Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

    You must be tough to survive a double masectomy at such a young age.

16. John B Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 4:46 pm

    My first thought - a young Boy George:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqeTpbV9nt0

17. I Hate Illinois Nazis « The Tizona Group Says:
    October 28th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

    [...] Well, I hate tranny Nazis! [...]

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