Grand Old Party

Sounds like what Iowahawk and Tim Blair have in mind in Obamatown. iHawk:

Award-winning Australian journalist Tim Blair of the Sydney Daily Telegraph is currently en route to Chicago where he will make base camp at my shack to cover Chicago election night folderol for readers back Down Under …. will be joining Tim on assignment Tuesday night amid the multitudes at the Obama Rapture in Jonestown Grant Park. Hot rods and alcohol are expected to play a part.

Don’t worry about our safety, I have a couple of hockey helmets with camouflage Obama stickers. Hey, if worse comes to worse, we plan on joining the crowd for the possible improptu wealth redistribution.

May want to wrap those things in tinfoil for extra protection. Don’t want to be given away by the blinding glow of brain rays emanating from such a phenomenal pairing of towering intellects.

Blair is keen on ”a frenzy of change, belief, community organising and rampant wealth redistribution.” Pace yourself, Tim, you don’t want to Obomit.

Topics: Australia, Obama, blogs, mockery

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:52 pm on Wednesday, October 29, 2008

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