Why I’m Voting For McCain Again
Andrew Sullivan, who knows a thing or two about changing his mind every five minutes, informs:
Anne Applebaum and Joe Klein, like countless others, cannot support McCain because of his repulsive, vicious, negative, McCarthyite campaign and his unvetted spur-of-the-moment decision to pick Sarah Palin, an unhinged, know-nothing, delusional religious fanatic, as his veep …
He goes on, blah blah blah about something or other, who cares? Sullivan just reminded me of everything I love about McCain-Palin. I’m back again. Never stop being a repulsive, vicious, negative McCarthyite, John, you and your unhinged, know-nothing, delusional religious fanatic of a veep!
Never mind that other thing I said… I duhwanna talk about it.
God, it feels good to be back.
Topics: McCain, Obama, mockery, moronocy
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 2:15 pm on Thursday, October 30, 2008
10 Responses to “Why I’m Voting For McCain Again”
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October 30th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
[Very loud laughing]
October 30th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
The Beagler:
“McCain has shown his character in this campaign: it’s vicious, petty, lazy, reckless, vain and dishonorable. Campaigns do that. They reveal who someone really is.”
Projection, plain and simple.
October 30th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I hope you enjoyed your 3 1/2 hours as one of the cool kids. Now it’s back to squaresville with the rest of us. :)
October 30th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
But, Jules, did you get invited on Hardball or Olberman - during that 3 1/2 hrs in the wilderness?
October 30th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Last night I did a post on the Incredible Shrinking Obama Rich Definition that ended with:
“Obama’s tax limit is going down faster than Andrew Sullivan in an asparagus patch.”
I cut that because it seemed too gratuitous.
Now I see I was too kind by half.
October 30th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
I’m putting it back in.
October 30th, 2008 at 7:44 pm
Now we know how long it takes Jules Crittenden to metabolize a jug of moonshine.
October 30th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Thank God you saved yourself just in time. Of course, I don’t mean thank “God”, as that’s delusionally religious fanaticism, or even “saved”, which is more of the same.
October 30th, 2008 at 9:25 pm
aw, but you had such great reasoning in your first article. i almost changed my mind. but wait, its too late. i already voted.
October 31st, 2008 at 9:02 am
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