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Do As We Gay

OK, I’m confused now. Malkin: Gay man’s lawsuit forces Christian matchup website to offer same-sex dating services. 

This case is akin to a meat-eater suing a vegetarian restaurant for not offering him a ribeye or a female patient suing a vasectomy doctor for not providing her hysterectomy services.

I thought the gay marriage movement wanted other people’s religion off them. So what’s with getting on other people’s religion? I thought the GLBT thing was supposed to be about tolerance, to each his, her, his/her own.

But I like that vegetarian restaurant idea. She might be on to something. This suing for social change strategy could work. Sue Code Pink and MoveOn for failing to accommodate warmongers. Sue Al Gore for failing to manufacture V8 engines. Sue abortion clinics for failing to deliver babies. Sue PETA for failing to offer a line of fur. Legislate from the bench an end to anti-furrist, cylindrically deficient, non-maternalist peacemongering discrimination! Lawsuits all around.

Malkin updates with eHarmony and the tolerance mau-mauers.

Topics: lawyers, moronocy

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 9:00 am on Thursday, November 20, 2008

5 Responses to “Do As We Gay”

1. Nicholas Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 11:33 am

   The thing that immediately came to mind for me was: can I sue a health food store for not selling triple chocolate hot fudge?

2. The Obligatory E-Harmony Blog Posting…. | Political Byline Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 12:24 pm

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3. sarah rolph Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 1:06 pm

   Yes we can!

4. mwl Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 5:22 pm

   I don’t think that I’d want to rely on results from a dating service that was compelled by force of law to take my business. Next thing you know, the woman from Fatal Attraction is at your door….

5. iavette Says:
   November 20th, 2008 at 6:02 pm

   “…cylindrically deficient.” HahahahaHA!! If it ain’t got eight, keep moving.

   They may be issues liberals, but gays are liberals nonetheless. Unexamined hypocrisy as a way of life.

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