Nudists At War With Swingers

Important news re the latest flareup of ethnic violence in Europe. Jawa:

(Cap d’Agde, France) Militant, hardline nudists, also called naturists, have become suspects in three recent wife-swapper nightclub fires. Root cause is believed to be tensions developed between the nudists, who believe in being naked and healthy without sex, and the swinging wife-swappers, who seek sex with multiple partners.

Investigators suspect “fundamentalist” naturists of harbouring a grudge against the échangistes, or swingers, who are drawn to the town by the promise of sex. 

A so-called boîte échangiste, or wife-swapping club, called Glamour, where couples engage in group sex, was the first to be razed, in April. The next day the Palme Ré, another orgy venue, went up in flames. In September the Tantra club and Zen, its neighbouring bar, were destroyed in blazes.

Nobody was hurt but the fires have shocked a community whose crime rate has been dominated until now by cases of exhibitionism. [...]

Algerians and the French. Turks and Germans. Russians and Georgians. Serb and Kosovars. Nudists and Swingers. And they look down their Old European noses at us.

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  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:16 am on Wednesday, November 26, 2008

One Response to “Nudists At War With Swingers”

  1. RebeccaH Says:

    Uh huh. Naked arsonists. There’s a joke in there somewhere.

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