« Safe To Come Out NowDark Powers Undiminished »

Jewel Thieves Hit Paris

Again.* That is one poor little rich girl. Paris Hilton was keeping $2 million in jewelry in her bedroom. Now she doesn’t have it anymore. On top of her time behind bars, I guess she knows what it’s like to live in a crime-ridden neighborhood now. I wonder which prompted a greater sense of violation, this or the sex vid?

More Paris bejeweled art: 

OK, so it’s costume jewelry

Hey, there’s jewelry in there.

Teach your kid how to tart it up like Paris!

OK, prior Parisienne appreciations. I actually have a fair amount of respect for this shrewd businesswoman and political thinker:

Paris in Oh ‘12

Paris on the Potomac

Dateline Paris

* Dec. 5, Robbers in drag get $100 million in Paris jewel heist.

Topics: celeb, crime

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 2:41 pm Comments (2) on Sunday, December 21, 2008

2 Responses to “Jewel Thieves Hit Paris”

1. RebeccaH Says:
   December 21st, 2008 at 4:00 pm

   I don’t doubt that P. Hilton is smarter than her dim persona, but I still fail to see the attraction in a woman whose bones are poking through her skin.

2. J.M. Heinrichs Says:
   December 22nd, 2008 at 7:54 pm

   … ’cause your a girl, that’s why!

   Cheers

Leave a Reply

You must be logged in to post a comment.