¡Ay Caramba!

Mexican beauty queen caught in an SUV full of suspected gangbangers, guns, ammo and cash. Senorita Sinaloa 2008, aka Miss Hispanoamerica 2008, thought she was going shopping. Latin American Herald Tribune:  

MEXICO CITY — Beauty queen Laura Elena Zuñiga Huizar was arrested along with seven men while carrying arms and thousands of dollars in cash in the western Mexican state of Jalisco, police said Tuesday.

The state’s police chief, Francisco Alejandro Solorio, told reporters that the eight suspects, who were traveling in two SUVs, were arrested Monday night at a checkpoint established by army troops and police in the Guadalajara suburb of Zapopan.

Police seized two AR-15 assault rifles, three pistols, nine ammunition clips, more than 600 rounds of ammunition of different calibers, 16 cell phones and about $18,000 in cash from the suspects.

The 23-year-old Zuñiga Huizar is a native of Cuiliacan, the capital of Sinaloa state, which is the birthplace of the likenamed drug cartel considered one of Mexico’s most powerful criminal organizations.

Zuñiga Huizar was crowned Miss Sinaloa in July and also won the Miss Hispanoamericana contest held in Bolivia last month.

Jalisco police chief Solorio said the beauty queen told officers she and her companions planned to go on a shopping trip to Bolivia and Colombia.

I wouldn’t think she’s blonde enough … but maybe that works differently in Mexico. Meanwhile, here she is with her shopping posse and the goods … not smiling, not waving, not engaging the crowd.

Laura Zuniga (centre) stands handcuffed along with seven fellow detainees under armed guard

More important art at the link.

The Other McCain has an important immigration proposal. Sopunds like he;s talking about the 1HB visa … for anyone deemed to be one hot babe. Hey, they let doctors and engineers in.

Sinaloa apparently is loaded with babes. YouTube history of reinas bellezas de Sinaloa. And here’s the Reina Hispanoamerica 2008 swimsuit competiton, you perv.

Laura Zuñiga ‘s story tends toward life imitating art. You’ll recall bikini girls with machine guns. But not to the extent this fallen beauty queen did though, when art anticipated life:

 Former beauty queen Kumari Fulbright is shown during a photo shoot for a calendar in Arizona.

The strange tale of Kumari Fullbright pops up in ABC’s helpfully posted “Tarnished Tiaras” hall of beauty queen shame:

Tainted Tiaras

A 25-year-old Arizona beauty queen and law school student faces charges of kidnapping and torturing an ex-boyfriend. Kumari Fulbright, who competed for the Miss Arizona title in 2005 and 2006, allegedly held her ex-boyfriend captive for 10 hours while robbing and torturing him in December 2007.

Here are the rest.

Lindsay Evans

An unpaid restaurant tab is not the only thing that reigning Miss Louisiana Teen USA Lindsey Evans left behind at Posados restaurant in Bossier City, La. Evans also left her purse and a bag of marijuana at the diner, leading cops directly to the 18-year-old.

Tarnished Tiaras

In pictures posted on TMZ.com on July 9, Miss Washington 2007 Elyse Umemoto was snapped flipping off the camera and playing beer pong — while wearing her crown.

Tarnished Tiaras

Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees, who lost her title after racy pics of her surfaced in December 2006, allegedly resisted arrest when she was pulled over for a routine traffic violation in the early hours of Feb. 6, 2008, according to the Las Vegas Police Department.

Beauty Queens Gone Bad

In the summer of 2007, someone anonymously sent racy photographs of Miss New Jersey, Amy Polumbo, to pageant officials. Polumbo herself went public with the photos on Thursday, July 12, 2007, and pageant officials took mercy on her. Just hours after she announced that the photos — which she she admited showed her acting “not in a ladylike manner” — pageant board members decided that they were not so bad that she should be stripped of her crown.

Katie Rees

Miss Nevada USA Katie was stripped of her title on Dec. 22, 2006 after racy photos of the 22-year-old blonde appeared on the Internet. A full set of the pictures is available at TMZ.com.

Beauty Queens Gone Bad

Miss USA 2006 Tara Conner Conner came under criticism amid rumors she had been frequenting bars while she was still underage and had used illegal drugs. Connor apologized to Donald Trump, president of the Miss Universe organization, and broke into tears at a news conference. … Rehab.

Katie Blair

The fallout over Miss USA’s confessed underage drinking snared a fellow beauty contestant — Miss Teen USA. Mothers Against Drunk Driving cut its ties with Katie Blair after being “disappointed” by news reports that she had been spotted partying with Miss USA Tara Conner in New York clubs.

Beauty Queens Gone Bad

Vanessa William’s short reign as Miss America came to an end after explicit photos of her were published in Penthouse Magazine.

Beauty Queens Gone Bad

Marjorie Wallace, Miss USA, won the Miss World crown in 1973, but judges at the competition weren’t the only ones impressed by her beauty. Wallace’s male admirers, including singer Tom Jones and soccer star George Best, kept her date book full of high-profile romances. However, matchmaking wasn’t quite what the Miss World pageant organizers had in mind.

Topics: Mexico,guns,money

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 7:30 pm Comments (3) on Tuesday, December 23, 2008

3 Responses to “¡Ay Caramba!”

  1. Gerard Van der Leun Says:

    “Mexican beauty queen caught in an SUV full of suspected gangbangers.”

    If you’d just stopped there it would have been the finest lead of your career. But no…..

  2. The_Real_JeffS Says:

    pssssst, Jules!!!! That’s supposed to be babes with guns, not babes and guns.

    But thanks for the bonus photos (save those that mandate beer goggles). Alas, most of them are examples of beauty without brains.

  3. J.M. Heinrichs Says:

    “Snow White and the Seven Dwarves”?

    Cheers

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