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She’s auctioning her purported virginity, and claims she has bids from 10,000 guys now up to $3.7 million to pay for her master’s in family therapy.
Natalie Dylan, 22, claims her offer of a one-night stand has persuaded 10,000 men to bid for sex with her.
Last September, when her auction came to light, she had received bids up to £162,000 ($243,000) but since then interest in her has rocketed.
The student who has a degree in Women’s Studies insisted she was not demeaning herself.
Miss Dylan, from San Diego, California, USA, said she was persuaded to offer herself to the highest bidder after her sister Avia, 23, paid for her own degree after working as a prostitute for three weeks.
She said she had had a lot of attention from a wide range of men, including “weirdos”, “those who get really graphically sexual about what they want to do to me” and “lots of polite requests from rich businessmen”.
Weirdos? You’re kidding. Sounds like she’s waiting for Mr. Right. Sensible girl.
It’ll make for a heck of an admissions essay. Not seeing where she wants to go to school, but I have to assume it’s Matchbook State, because what university wants it out they’re graduating whores? Now, if you go to a family therapist, and she turns out to be a total wackadoo, and the university that gave her the sheepskin knew that, can you sue them for malpractice? (No unkind stereotypic remarks about psychologists, please.)
The whole thing sounds like a story, but it’s being picked up all over the place. Don’t mean to be unkind, but “Natalie Dylan” sounds a little like it might be her stripper name. Slightly naughty art here. Doesn’t look like $3.7 million worth to me. Given the crazy factor, I’d say more like a six pack and a couple of shots just to start thinking about it.
Anyway, she’s pretty close to endowing a seat at Harvard with that dough. If demand is that high, it sounds like a lot of working girls could save themselves a lot of trouble, go for the big bucks in a one-off and retire.
The Other McCain mulls the going rate, or rate for going, whatever.
Red State’s Paul Cella nobly holds the lady doth sell her virtue too cheap. But I hazard those goods are already cheapened by the offer.
via Hot Air, “comedy gold without a punchline” as Laura Ingraham interviews the as-yet allegedly chaste tramp.
Topics: education, sex, shameless opportunism
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:50 pm Comments (5) on Monday, January 12, 2009
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January 13th, 2009 at 7:54 am
[...] Jules: Anyway, she’s pretty close to endowing a seat at Harvard with that dough. [...]
January 13th, 2009 at 9:09 am
[...] like Jules Crittenden’s take on this: Doesn’t look like $3.7 million worth to me. Given the crazy factor, I’d say more like a six [...]
January 13th, 2009 at 11:27 am
What proof does she offer that she’s a virgin?
January 13th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Sounds like a good opportunity for a porn producer.
January 13th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Well,
Not to play the wag, but seriously…. for 3.7 million clams, you’d think a fellow would want to spend that kind of dough on someone who knew what they were doing, yeah? I mean… yeah, so she’s a virgin. So what. Wouldn’t a little experience factor be a GOOD thing if you are in the market for that sort of stuff?
I dunno… for that kinda money you could get all you want for the rest of your life, and have a house, car, and well-stocked bar as well.
I’m not worried about HER mental state. I’m worried about the mental state of the guy who shells out that amount for an unknown product. Not that I am in the bidding, mind you. Just sayin’…