Hollywood, A Behind-Seen View
Iowahawk, who understands things so we don’t have to, explains how self-adoration keeps Hollywood alive and the Obamadoration won’t hurt, either. iHawk throws in a heck of a lot of 2009 sneak previews as a bonus. Because I don’t get lectured at home enough, I’ll have to decide whether to spend my disposable income on “Cold Humpcrack Creekwater,” “Fearful Deadly Fear” or “Snow Fuji Mountain.” Not a lot of light escapism but the lyric cannibalism of “High School Musical 5: Donner Pass Prom Party” sounds good for the kids and the irrepressible hijinks of ”The Royal Fluffers,” a “sweet coming-of-age teen fart bong sex comedy” in which a “lovable band of misfit stoners with Jew-fros trick Queen Elizabeth into filming a porno,” is the guilty pleasure as Iowahawk puts on airs by pretending to be interested in a bunch of otherwise socially responsible highbrow films.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:05 am Comments (1) on Thursday, January 15, 2009
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January 15th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
That was pure Iowahawk gold. Those movies all sound ten times more interesting than the actual dreck Hollywood has been spewing.