GWOT Over! Jihad Akhbar!
Free World leadership, via Washington Post: Global War on Terror Over! Gitmo, other trappings of hated Bushitlerism ditched!
Terrorists, via NYT: Global War of Terror Still On! Freed AQ Chief is new AQ in Yemen big!
Terrorists, via MEMRI: Global War of Terror Escalated! “Our Striking Power in This New Crusader War is Reflected in the Mujahideen’s Participation in the New Arms Race … we can present you with our atom bomb - the ‘Autobombe.’ ”
CIA pick via Reuters: Waterboarding not torture, no torture here.
WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Barack Obama’s choice for top U.S. spy declined on Thursday to call waterboarding “torture,” only days after his attorney general nominee condemned the interrogation practice as precisely that.
Retired Adm. Dennis Blair replied cautiously when pressed on the waterboarding question at a hearing on his nomination to be director of national intelligence, of which the CIA is a part.
The caution reflected a public debate over whether to prosecute CIA employees who used the simulated drowning technique. Torture is banned by U.S. and international laws.
“There will be no waterboarding on my watch. There will be no torture on my watch,” Blair said, refusing to go further.
Michigan Democratic Sen Carl Levin told Blair, “Submit or die a slow nomination hearing death!”
OK, that isn’t exactly what he said.
Hamas, via MEMRI: “Yes, Gaza emerged victorious. Yes, the enemy has failed, and the resistance has emerged victorious, and with it, our people and our nation have emerged victorious. Allah be praised, our victory in Gaza was greater and clearer than the false claims of the aggressors … Ultimately, after three weeks, it was forced to declare a unilateral cease-fire and withdrawal, without any agreement or terms that bind or limit the resistance.”
Osama bin Laden audio tape, via SITES: “Yes, International Jihad emerged victorious. Yes, the hated Crusaders have failed, and the Umma has emerged victorious, and with it, our mujahideen brothers and our Caliphate have emerged victorious. Allah be praised, our victory in Guantanamo was greater and clearer than the false claims of the aggressors … Ultimately, after seven years, it was forced to declare a unilateral cease-fire and withdrawal, without any agreement or terms that bind or limit the Jihad.”
OK, he hasn’t said that yet.
Topics: GWOT, Obama, terrorists
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:57 am on Friday, January 23, 2009
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January 23rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
The Autobombe? They’ve got to be kidding! What do your jihadis have to say about this, JC? Are they on the autobombe list? Are you sure we’re not talking autobahns?
January 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 pm
Was the autobomb the secret weapen made in Algeria Al-Qaeda camp, the black death sort of plague that sent some of them quicker to their virgins, and now they are worried it might spread in Afghanistan training camps? Hope so! We surely can name it Allah-0-Akbar autobomb.
January 25th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
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January 25th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
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