Things You Won’t See In Gaza
So we give Israel something like $4 billion a year. What’s Israel ever given us?
She’s Israeli, she’s insanely hot, and she’s dating Leonardo DiCaprio, so you’re even more out of luck than you already were. OK then, just out of curiosity, quick news quiz. What are her politics?
A) Who cares?
B) Kadima.
If you guessed A, you’re right. B is also correct. Her boyfriend’s on board with Obama, she’s on board with the crowd who just flattened Gaza. Interesting. Kadima of course are the centrist Gaza flatteners.
McClatchy: Supermodel’s support credited with giving Livni a lift.
Or as they say in the Netherlands:
Boodschap van hoop scoort toch in Israël
…
Maar hij laat een angstig land achter, geen ‘fun place’. Daar verandert ook het nieuws dat het Israëlische model Bar Rafaeli is uitverkoren als cover girl voor het bikininummer van Sports Illustrated, niets aan.
I’ll say. That’s some major boodschap van hoop. Message of hope scored in Israel, and if it isn’t necessarily a “fun place,” anyone who’s been and seen some of the sabras walking around the place in their tight-fitting IDF uniforms accessorized with M16s we paid for knows it’s money well spent.
Topics: Israel, supermodels, western civilization
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:11 pm Comments (4) on Thursday, February 12, 2009
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February 13th, 2009 at 11:11 am
“… anyone who’s been and seen some of the sabras walking around the place in their tight-fitting IDF uniforms accessorized with M16s we paid for knows it’s money well spent.”
Apropos Obama’s “2008 Presidential-campaign Dress-Code for Israel”, namely “Women’s shoulders and arms must be fully covered”, check out the photo evidence that the IDF sabras do NOT have their arms fully covered!
http://hl98.blogspot.com/2008/07/define-modestly.html
February 13th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Actually, Jules, in Israel she’s something of a controversial figure (albeit one with a very nice figure).
A faux marriage at the age of 18 led to a NY catwalk contract and a chit that got the chick out of the IDF draft. When she inked a boffo contract, Israelis who were, well, doing their conscripted duty began to complain.
She accepted something of a plea deal to serve as a part-time recruiter for the IDF in Israel, ironically for a military she refuses to honor with her toil. In public statements, she previously had equated fighting and dying for her country, or any country (she used Uganda as the counter-example), with stupidity.
Ask not, therefore, what Beautiful Bar did for us. Ask what she did for HER country.
February 13th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
“Ask what she did for HER country.”
She supports Kadima leader Tzipi Livni as did most Israeli Leftists, who do for THEIR country what American Leftists do to OURS. Any more questions?
February 13th, 2009 at 3:59 pm
She’s dating Leonardo diCaprio. ‘Nuff said.
Although, he is rich.