Doo-tschland Über Alles
Dog Mit Uns! Deutscher Gesetzgeber möchte eine Hündchen DNA-Datenbank herstellen, also können Behörden Hunddoo auf deutschen Bürgersteigen an spezifische Dachshunde, Deutscher Schäferhunde, Zwergspitzer, Weimaraners, usw, anpassen.
Danken Sie Gott für den Deutschen. Wenn sie nicht existierten, würden wir sie erfinden müssen.
(German lawmaker wants to establish a doggie DNA database, so authorities can match dog doo on German sidewalks to specific dachshunds, Alsatians, Pomerians, Weimaraners, etc.
Thank God for the Germans. If they didn’t exist, we’d have to invent them.)
Or not … Sounds like they might need a special gendarmerie to maintain the purity of German sidewalks. Die Bundeshundescheißepolizei.
Meanwhile, via Reynolds, the news that German stimulus funds will go to re-arming. Why not? 1930s-style economic policy is back in, and that’s how they got out of the Great Depression. Only thing is, what good are guns if you don’t plan to do anything useful with them. I dunno, maybe they should put the money into the Bundesbürgersteigdoodurchführungbüro.
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:05 pm on Monday, March 2, 2009
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March 3rd, 2009 at 12:05 am
A Doggie Doo DNA Database sounds like a fine idea to me. If I were a mediocre Euroweenie bureaucrat working hard to extend the reach of my bureaucratic empire staffed by limp wristed bumpkins, that is.
Fortunately, I’m not, so I have to wonder just what isn’t monitored in Germany by some bored bureaucrat. Beer consumption?
March 3rd, 2009 at 12:22 am
umm….Testing? Has the spam machine let me in yet?
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:05 am
These are people who routinely scrub the walls of their traffic tunnels. Die Bundeshundescheißepolizei (that’s a classic, by the way) doesn’t surprise me at all.
March 3rd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Dwarf pencil sharpener?
Must be a new breed…