Kim Re-Elected

Unanimously to NK parliament, with 100 percent voter turnout. It’s a remarkable achievement, but he holds the numerologically lucky No. 333 military constituency, so that may have something to do with it. The national election had to be postponed last year due to the aggressor’s lies about Dear Leader’s health. AFP with the imperialist lackey version here. Juche-approved DPRK News here includes the interesting news that after voting at Kim Il Sung University,* he viewed historical exhibits extolling his father’s wise leadership and meticulous care. Also ”made the rounds of an e-library” suggesting that not only is Dear Leader in perfect health, he’s in an advanced state of Tron-like cyber health.  More election coverage from DPRK News:

It is the true picture of our single-minded unity that all the servicepersons and people follow their leader only, reposing absolute trust in him, and share idea, will, destiny and future with the headquarters of the revolution. Our single-minded unity is unbreakable and more powerful than a nuclear weapon.

Uh oh. Rodong Sinmun editorial used the N-word. Never mind that … You don’t hear anyone over there calling for Dear Leader to fail, do you.

Korean-style socialism is the best socialism in the world as it is centered on the popular masses.

Not fair! Obama’s only been in office six weeks.  

The people of the DPRK keenly realize how grateful the above-said socialism is as the days go by. They regard socialism as their life and soul …

The people’s power organizes the work to help the people display their creative ability and intensify their activities and plays the role of a master taking care of their living in a responsible manner.

Yeah? Well, our master will take care of our living in a responsible manner, too.

* No flies on us. Ted Kennedy just got the Kennedy family’s Profile In Courage Award at the Kennedy Center. Dear Senator only ever gets about two-thirds or so of the vote in Massachusetts, however, due to insufficient adherence to the Juche Idea and also a fair amount of vile propaganda by the aggressor here.

Topics: Kim

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 7:27 am on Monday, March 9, 2009

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