Lunatic Ninja Roo Wrestled From Home
Bloodied Swiss-Australian in shredded underwear gives 5′9” clawed intruder the bum’s rush. via Yahoo:
“My initial thought when I was half awake was, ‘It’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window … It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in.”
Topics: Australia
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:45 pm on Monday, March 9, 2009
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March 9th, 2009 at 6:10 pm
It’s those kangaroo drug cartels. They’re everywhere.
March 9th, 2009 at 9:02 pm
The old “I was wrestling the marsupial in my underpants” excuse, ey? It’s an oldie but a goodie.
March 9th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Just wait until the kangaroo lawyers start pulling good citizens before their court.