Lunatic Ninja Roo Wrestled From Home

Bloodied Swiss-Australian in shredded underwear gives 5′9” clawed intruder the bum’s rush. via Yahoo:

“My initial thought when I was half awake was, ‘It’s a lunatic ninja coming through the window … It seems about as likely as a kangaroo breaking in.”

Topics: Australia

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:45 pm on Monday, March 9, 2009

3 Responses to “Lunatic Ninja Roo Wrestled From Home”

  1. RebeccaH Says:

    It’s those kangaroo drug cartels. They’re everywhere.

  2. Margos Maid Says:

    The old “I was wrestling the marsupial in my underpants” excuse, ey? It’s an oldie but a goodie.

  3. Grimmy Says:

    Just wait until the kangaroo lawyers start pulling good citizens before their court.

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