Five-Minute Desktop Globetrot

Who doesn’t want to go to Tuscany? Watch out for the Raging Bull. Pretty well describes Tuscan Tony’s site but this about an animal. For those who prefer there Tuscan scenery less interactive, here’s another shot.

Hey, what happened to the Dissident Frogman? He was pretty much the only reason France still exists, as far as I’m concerned. Ominously drops off the map 11/20/09 with these words: 

Here’s a survival tip for you urban types, in case you find yourself forced to sleep in bear country without a dog to alert you and a rifle to protect yourself: you can define a reasonably protected perimeter—mark your territory if you will—and keep Teddy at bay by peeing around your campsite.

Here’s a caveat: it only works with male pee. While it saves our fair ladies the embarrassment of performing the duck-and-crawl routine around the tent, it means you’ll either have to be a male or carry one with you.

I assumed all they had in France was dancing bears. Apparently not. It’s a mystery, a little like former OSS operative/Thai silk entreprenuer Jim Thompson, last seen strolling into the jungles in the Malayan highlands in 1967. Maybe I should fire up the high-speed electronic locator technology and e-mail Froggy or something like that.

Speaking of Southeast Asia high adventure and business interests, here’s Jungle Trader. From Germany to Mexico to India to Korea to the ancient pyramids of Giza, he’s your guy.

Great White North. Hey, I thought they hated our Coca Cola culture.

Denmark. En Bombe i en Turban.

Dagens absurditet: DSU går ud med brask og bram og anklager ganske almindelige joint-rygere for bandevolden på Nørrebro.

Search me. Something about hash. He’s also studying thought crimes and art. The pictures pretty much tell the story.

Don’t forget there’s a war on. The guys at Miserable Donuts, who keep trotting from one dusty part of the globe to another, report from the field and remember a good one gone.

Iraq the Model, a new Iraq emerges …

Afghan Lord … he’s in North Carolina. And his pal is in the Berlin klink.

Egyptian Sandmonkey with an Egyptian concert disaster.

Israel Matzav: Purim, and the world’s oldest hatred.

Blacksmiths of Lebanon, with a Lebo at the North Pole!

Why go visit the world? Margo’s Maid in Australia points out that global warming will bring it to you. Any minute now. And I thought they were just coming for big screen TVs.

What world tour is complete without a stop by Theo’s Norfolk, UK, spud farm. He’s briefly glanced away from the totty and is ennobling his mind with what purport to be Churchill quotes. Great ones.

Chicago. That’s another country, isn’t it? They’re not all corrupt thugs and lefty terrorists. Chicagoboyz have been mulling von Clausewitz – smart Kraut, Waterloo vet — and going to the movies as a political act.

Back in Boston just in time to get taxed. Let’s go to Liveshot’s house, see if there’s a tax shelter.

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  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:58 pm on Wednesday, March 11, 2009

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