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Rapture

No, it’s not the lion laying down with the lamb, calf with two heads, nothing like that. Newsweek with the earthshaking news of MC Hammer and Vanilla Ice and their long-awaited reunion, in Orem, Utah. You can call it a sign of the End Times if you like. I’m all about the hop. I’m calling it another miracle of the Age of Obama. You will want to see the slideshow.

With a nod to Twitter warrior-philosopher dbgrady, who remarks:

Why was I not informed of this???

 And

Jim Cramer grovels before Jon Stewart, and Twitter is abuzz. But an MC Hammer/Vanilla Ice double-billing earns silence?

Topics: impending doom!, shameless opportunism, western civilization

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:40 am on Friday, March 13, 2009

One Response to “Rapture”

1. J.M. Heinrichs Says:
   March 13th, 2009 at 4:21 pm

   How this improves someone’s cabinet assembly skills?

   Cheers

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