Welcome To Massachusetts!
Advocates of gay marriage insisted they are no different than straights, and trotted out the suburban poster couples. But we should celebrate our differences, and also, not forget that love blooms at all ends of the social spectrum. Berkshire Eagle:
Jennifer A. Lighten, 33, told police that Stephanie Lighten, her wife, was “all liquored up” when she returned to their Lincoln Street apartment, where the defendant then allegedly tried to use a syringe to inseminate her, according to a police report.
Jennifer told investigating officers that Stephanie “has been talking about trying to impregnate (her) for some time,” police said.
According to a report by Pittsfield Police Officer Kipp D. Steinman: “Jennifer said that Stephanie had a ‘turkey baster and her brother’s semen in a sealed container.’
It was actually a large syringe with a catheter tip. Article goes on to describe in detail a running assault with a bathroom door busted down, a moving vehicle jumped on, a tree narrowly missed, etc. Mrs. Lighten declined to press attempted rape charges against Mrs. Lighten, though police informed her that option remains open.
With a nod to Surber, who celebrates our similarities: “Gay marriage … as bad as regular marriage.” Sure … only different.
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Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:30 am on Friday, March 13, 2009
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March 13th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
One of them should grow a set.