He’s Your President
You ask him. Obama wants to hear from you. OK, maybe not, but Ask The President at Community Counts, with The Nation and the Washington Times promise to ask your questions, if they make the cut. An autographed copy of my own presidential pre-memoir, “The Audacity of Bad Decisions,” to the reader who gets one through. Hmmm.
I need to think up a couple of my own. Let’s see. Give him a chance to explain complex policy matters. A couple of slow pitches: “Mr. President, universal health care is the long-term answer to our nation’s economic woes. True or false?” Might need a little more depth than that. “Experts in your administration have said that an oil-tax hike can save both the economy and the world itself from impending doom. Do you see economic anti-warming policy as (A) Yes we can (B) Hope (C) Change (D) Together.”
OK, here’s hard-hitting one: “When a New York Post cartoonist hurtfully identified the federal government as an overweight, drunken, rampaging chimp that needed to be shot, why didn’t you defend the Democratic congressional majority leadership that wrote your important economic stimulus bill? Please show your work.”
Who am I kidding? They’re not going to let that through. There’s a chimp in it. Too racist. Maybe should be more general. “You have said it is Bush’s fault. Do you view the current situation as (A) Inherited (B) Policies of the past (C) Rush Limbaugh (D) Why do they hate us.
Topics: Obama
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 11:41 am Comments (1) on Thursday, March 19, 2009
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March 19th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Mr. President; insofar as you are an incompetent doofus without a lick of sense, aren’t you glad the Russians simply don’t have the people they need to make good on their threat to rearm?