Comments on: Teleprompt Action Needed!

By: Seymour Nuts » Ditching theTeleprompter for the Bigscreen

Seymour Nuts » Ditching theTeleprompter for the Bigscreen — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:23:19 +0000

[...] has its own blog, that is pretty sad. Of course taking beatings (RSM) left (Western Experience) and right (Jules Crittenden) is not fun either (links courtesy of RSM). Seriously, just Google ‘Obama Teleprompter‘ [...]

By: Fatty Bolger

Fatty Bolger — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 17:43:38 +0000

He’s Noclulio, the charismatic but empty headed friend of Romeo who is killed while trying to empty the Veronan treasury. Or perhaps Snicker Bottom, the word weaver who gets punch-drunk and makes an ass out of himself in “A Sixty Minute’s Nightmare.” Possibly even King Fear, who proclaims “Never, never, never, never, never let a crisis go to waste.”

By: PLAYING THE DOZENS - Pundit Edition!

PLAYING THE DOZENS - Pundit Edition! — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:40:04 +0000

[...] Crittenden (you bad mutha-”shut yo mouth” with the totally tubular article title of Teleprompt Action Needed!): Which tragic, or tragicomic Shakespearean figure is Obama? Given the gaffes and the [...]

By: ennuipundit

ennuipundit — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 15:27:50 +0000

Dogberry, says I. As proof I offer Dogberry’s obviously non teleprompted commentary:

Marry, sir, they have committed false report; moreover, they have spoken untruths; secondarily, they are slanders; sixth and lastly; they have belied a lady; thirdly, they have verified unjust things; and, to conclude, they are lying knaves.

I could swear Dogberry was talking about AIG, but it might have been one of those other wall street malefactors.

By: vermontaigne

vermontaigne — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:19:49 +0000

Though Caliban is a possibility.

By: vermontaigne

vermontaigne — Wed, 25 Mar 2009 13:16:54 +0000

Jacques from As You Like It. He'd like to be a fool, but he's not quick enough.