Is Nothing Sacred?

Variety: Sean Penn to play Larry, Jim Carrey to play Curly, Benicio del Toro to play Moe in Farrelly brothers Stooge flick. Not a biopic, an actual “Stooge” feature.

Why improve on perfection? Maybe it’s meant to be a tribute. That cast sounds like an abomination. You want a Stooges tribute, have a three-day Stooge-a-thon. Or maybe something simple, like this plaintive 1986 song by Guadalcanal Diary. “I see Moe.”

I see Moe, I see Moe
Sometimes when I look in the mirror
I see Moe

I’m alone, I’m all alone
but I never see Larry or Curly
I just see Moe

I don’t know what’s wrong, Moe is dead and gone
but part of him lives on in me

Now I got friends, yeah that’s for sure
but Larry and Curly don’t come around much anymore

I don’t know what’s wrong, Moe is dead and gone
but part of him lives on in me

And I see Moe, I see Moe
Sometimes when I look in the mirror
I see Moe

Well, who wouldn’t want to be Moe. The smart one. The boss. The one with the plan.


Topics: America, Hollywood, culture

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 12:12 am Comments (5) on Thursday, March 26, 2009

5 Responses to “Is Nothing Sacred?”

  1. Gerard Van der Leun Says:

    Harmless and it will die the death.

    Much better than this clip of Onion “comedy” over at my place.

    http://americandigest.org/mt-archives/enemies_foreign_domestic/the_staff_of_th.php

    I wouldn’t mind hearing what you have to say about this one.

  2. Carl P Says:

    Who shall play Iggy Pop?

  3. mojo Says:

    Spread out!

  4. RebeccaH Says:

    Are you kidding me?

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