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Genuwine Guvmint Warrantee

So when the GM or Chrysler dealership tells you it’s not covered, you don’t have to waste any time being uselessly angry at some faceless corporate behemoth in Detroit anymore. Obama:

It is my hope that the steps I am announcing today will go a long way towards answering many of the questions people may have about the future of GM and Chrysler. But just in case there are still nagging doubts, let me say it as plainly as I can — if you buy a car from Chrysler or General Motors, you will be able to get your car serviced and repaired, just like always. Your warrantee will be safe.

In fact, it will be safer than it’s ever been. Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warrantee.

Either that or he put the fine print in plain sight. “Oh, you’ve got a warranty? No, we don’t cover those.”

Speaking of the fine print, Surber reads it so you don’t have to. Van der Leun, God’s honest truth. Fausta gets the nod on the link, and offers her thoughts on how to get the most out of your warrantee … buy Toyota or Volvo. All I want to know is which faceless government agency to get pointlessly angry at about the Dodge Grand Caravan. It’s crapping out at 112,000 miles … no longer under warrantee.

Meanwhile, Malkin: Here We Go Again, Auto Repairman-in-Chief Speaks. (With unappreciative Amercian flag/sow graphic)

Topics: Obama, cars

  Posted by Jules Crittenden at 1:43 pm on Monday, March 30, 2009

5 Responses to “Genuwine Guvmint Warrantee”

1. The_Real_JeffS Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 2:52 pm

   “Because starting today, the United States government will stand behind your warrantee.”

   That’s even more chilling than “I’m from the government, and I’m here to help.”

2. Ed Driscoll » Unsafe At Any Teleprompter Speed Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 3:39 pm

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3. JM Hanes Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 8:44 pm

   Whoa, when all those folks who thought Obama was going to give them a car find out, they’re going to be mighty pissed off.

4. RebeccaH Says:
   March 30th, 2009 at 10:12 pm

   This is why we drive a Ford pickup and a Kia Sportage. For now.

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