Miss Universe Hearts Guantanamo
And Hugo’s going to be PO’d. Here’s the former Miss Venezuela, via NYT’s The Lede:
This week, Guantánamo!!! It was an incredible experience.
We arrived in Gitmo on Friday and stared going around the town, everybody knew Crystle and I were coming so the first thing we did was attend a big lunch and then we visited one of the bars they have in the base. We talked about Gitmo and what is was like living there. The next days we had a wonderful time, this truly was a memorable trip! We hung out with the guys from the East Coast and they showed us the boat inside and out, how they work and what they do, we took a ride around the land and it was a loooot of fun!
We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. All the guys from the Army were amazing with us.
We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting.
Uh oh. Stay tuned for war crimes accusations: Forcing the devout detainees to view the unburkha’d female form. That’s right up there with Koran flushing. Very haram.*
We took a ride with the Marines around the land to see the division of Gitmo and Cuba while they were informed us with a little bit of history.
The water in Guantánamo Bay is soooo beautiful! It was unbelievable …
I didn’t want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful.
From the mouths of babes. As NYT notes, Hugo’s not going to like this.
That Dear Diary entry may look like something Iowahawk freelanced to the Onion, but apparently it’s real. Miss Universe was deployed with Crystle Stewart, who is Miss USA, by the United Service Organizations (USO), which reports the Miss Universe Organization (USO) has a long history of supporting the troops. Miss Venezuela Dayana Mendoza, by the way, was crowned Miss Universe in July 2008 in Nha Trang, Vietnam. It’s like she’s the In-Your-Face Ambassador of Free World Hotness to the Commie Holdout World.
Powerline with some background that might explain why a prison full of terrorists makes the delightful Miss Universe so bubbly: She was once kidnapped and held for ransom in the Wannabe Commie Holdout nation of her birth.
* How haram? Oh, very haram. Too haram FW:
OK, calm down, cowboy. We go out with a nice girl next door shot.
Topics: Guantanamo,celeb
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 8:17 am Comments (8) on Tuesday, March 31, 2009
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March 31st, 2009 at 10:30 am
Those are some nice Amazonas!
March 31st, 2009 at 10:32 am
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March 31st, 2009 at 1:01 pm
I voluntarily submit for torture.
March 31st, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Ha. For a minute there, they must have thought they were in Paradise at last. Until the horrible truth dawned.
“But only two, and so many of us? The math is wrong!”
“The Koran said nothing about razor wire and Crusaders!”
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