Save The Lame-O 80s Rockers!
PETA puts the Pet Shop Boys in its sights. Look, it’s one thing to have assorted supermodels, celebs and workaday hot chicks get naked for animal rights. Everyone has a good time with the important message sending. But leave the aging hasbeens alone!
CNN reports they won’t become the “Rescue Shelter Boys” but have expressed solidarity, which apparently is good enough for PETA. I want to lodge an objection to the “Boys” part. It’s more like the Pet Shop Geezers. And please keep your clothes on, guys.
Clarification: They weren’t exactly rockers. Save the Lame-O 80s New Wavers!
OK, important PETA campaign art of the past:
Topics: boobs, geezerdom, moronocy
Posted by Jules Crittenden at 10:54 am on Friday, April 10, 2009
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April 10th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
[...] of radicals: Jules Crittenden defends the Pet Shop Boys. They’re under attack by… PETA. Because of their name. And stuff. I’m suddenly [...]
April 10th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
I’d rather wear fur than go naked. And I’m pretty sure the rest of the world would thank me.
April 12th, 2009 at 11:50 am
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